"I do feel 90 to 95 percent better," she said.
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It's a story about how this woman cured dry eyes by eating salmon. No, I'm not kidding. Go read it for yourself if you don't believe me.
But the part I don't get is, how does she figure the 90 to 95 percent? How does she work that out?
Sure, OK, there are mornings when I get out of bed feeling 83 percent really, really creaky, but then after a while I get to feeling more or less normal again. So what is that? Is that zero percent? I mean, that's what I'd figure. Wouldn't you? But what if it's 588 percent better? I mean, I know there's no such thing, but what if it is anyway? See what I mean? So does she feel 95 percent better than that? Or 90 percent, of course. 95 or 90. Or would she just feel 95 percent better than 83 percent creaky? Or 90.
I don't know. I'm confused.
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"I mean, I know there's no such thing, but what if it is anyway?"
my version of this was: if you encounter a grizzly bear in colorado you needn't worry, because there aren't any.
s'why i went into philosophy
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