Finally, something we can believe in

James Gunn confirms 'Guardians Vol. 3' follows Avengers 4

https://goo.gl/TQ6W9p

Can a dead man get a parking ticket?

Dead man walking: Court rejects Romanian's claim he's alive | Boston Herald

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/international/2018/03/dead_man_walking_court_rejects_romanians_claim_hes_alive

State House ‘Hooker Entrance’ decried | Boston Herald

Yes, boys and girls, there really was a General Hooker in the Union Army during the Civil War and he was born in Massachusetts. So this sign on the Statehouse is not what you may think it is.

(It does make boys of a certain age giggle, but they will giggle at just about anything.)

https://goo.gl/NvvLY3

Credit: Nicolaus Czarnecki

Our March Work Avoidance Hero award goes to…the entire country of France

A French baker is slapped with a fine -- for working too darn much - CNN

https://goo.gl/v7QEKY

Wretched overreach

https://www.colgate.com/en-us/products/toothbrush/e1

Y-shaped patterning! How can you…oh…

Lamborghini Gets Into Triathlon With $20,000 Limited-Edition Cervelo Bike

"The Cervelo P5X Lamborghini Limited Edition comes complete with a custom yellow paint scheme with Y-shaped patterning done at Lamborghini's Centro Stile design lab at its Sant'Agata Bolognese headquarters."

https://goo.gl/moNavV

I went in for a physical this morning…

"Have you been feeling depressed at all?" said the Doc.

"Have you looked out your window?" I said.

"Oh, right," said the Doc.

Maybe a little pricey, given the facts of the matter, but extra points for honest labeling

Thanks, Hillary, we never would have thought of that

Hillary warns about 'danger' of improvising on North Korea | New York Post

"You can not have diplomacy without diplomats," Clinton told a Dutch newspaper…"

https://goo.gl/z3Ff2b

GOOD NEWS if you're running out of things to worry about

'Disease X' could be the world's worst nightmare | New York Post

https://goo.gl/YY9C99