5.09.2020

Distance

Double bubble trouble

Canada coronavirus: New Brunswick, Newfoundland try double bubbles - The Washington Post

5.08.2020

And the very best news is…

Best Disease Outbreak Movies | List of Top Films About Infectious Epidemics


…they always get the whole problem solved in about two hours.

Coming soon to a comedy club near you

 The IRS has updated its list of Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) regarding economic impact payments, which were authorized by the Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act. Specifically, the FAQs clarify that a payment made to someone who died before receipt of the payment should be returned to the IRS. 

[H/T Lynn C Dot]

5.07.2020

Thanks for nothing, Canada

Here's a story about a classy guy

Retired Army officer, now a nursing student, is working in one of Maine's coronavirus hotspots - Stripes

The Portland resident is scheduled to graduate in August from the 15-month program he started last year. But in the meantime, he's working part-time as a certified nursing assistant, lending his services to what has become one of Maine's coronavirus hotspots — the Maine Veterans' Homes facility in Scarborough. 

The new contagion…

Arizona halts partnership with experts predicting coronavirus cases would continue to mount - The Washington Post


Don't tell us what we don't want to hear.

5.06.2020

"In a true meritocracy…

…he would push papers in a place where he could do no harm."
Stop Letting Jared Run Things
It's no surprise Kushner's coronavirus response team is as dysfunctional as anything else he's been in charge of.

Read in New York Magazine: https://apple.news/AlHu1xEwnRiCv05IwsljIZg


Shared from Apple News

5.05.2020

At a certain point, you might as well just relax and have a laugh

Trump's Would-Be New Spy Chief Tried to Delete His Internet History and It Went About How You'd Expect - VICE

If he does get the job as America's spymaster, Rep. Ratcliffe may want to consult U.S. intel experts about something called the "Wayback Machine" — which allows anyone with an internet connection to see how websites used to look, even after you've deleted the embarrassing stuff.

https://bit.ly/2SFOk7Q


No man is an island entire of itself…

And therefore never send to know for whom

the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.


–John Donne

You've been warned

Fowl play? This is no way to start the day


Pesky poultry: Louisiana police search for 'aggressive chicken'
WALKER, La.— Police are searching for an "aggressive chicken" accused of engaging in fowl play at an Louisiana bank. 

The Walker Police Department responded to a complaint about the brazen animal Friday, the agency said in a social media post over the weekend. Witnesses told police the chicken had been spotted at the bank multiple times last week, approaching patrons at the ATM, chasing customers and even attempting to climb into cars in the drive-thru, according to the department's post.

Read in New York Post: https://apple.news/AWq4rzQDmREiu4A-qLN5gYQ

5.04.2020

Of course it does

Coronavirus impact pushes Boeing $168 million over budget on new Air Force One planes - U.S. - Stripes

A company spokeswoman would not elaborate on what exactly caused the delays 


Sorry we asked.

Pandemic is just not profitable enough

Health-care spending fell, and hospitals furloughed workers despite the novel coronavirus - The Washington Post

Even as the coronavirus pandemic draws attention and resources to the nation's doctors and hospitals, the health-care industry is suffering a historic collapse in business that is emerging as one of the most powerful forces hurting the U.S. economy and a threat to a potential recovery.

Health-care spending fell, and hospitals furloughed workers despite the novel coronavirus - The Washington Post

Pandemic is just not profitable enough, it seems.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/05/04/financial-distress-among-doctors-hospitals-despite-covid-19-weighs-heavily-economy/

Alley

The last mile

The checkout guy at the grocery store this morning…

…told me about a person who had come into the store earlier, asking if they could buy a face mask there; said they needed a mask because they were traveling to Boston this afternoon to participate in a protest…against wearing masks.

(No the grocery store does not sell masks.)