5.15.2020

How can you not be impressed?

Donald Trump Introduces 'Super-Duper Missile' at Unveiling of Space Force's Flag

"I call it the super-duper missile and I heard the other night 17 times faster than what they have right now. You take the fastest missile we have right now, you've heard Russia has five times and China's working on five or six times, we have one 17 times," he said.

But tell us how you really feel


Scientific Journal Publishes Editorial Endorsing Anyone Other Than Trump
May 15, 2020

Read in Newsweek: https://apple.news/AWqintUSdQUiXh1uxHuoTsA

Spring creeps in

Signs from a time long ago

(Or just shave it all off and buy an orange wig, your choice.)

Tumbleweed is what we need

So the new plan is…

…let's see if we can get Mikey to go in there and do it for us?

House expected to approve voting by proxy for coronavirus pandemic - ABC News

Under the new proposal, members can designate colleagues to vote on their behalf, after notifying the chamber and giving exact written instructions to their designee. Members can serve as proxies for up to 10 lawmakers under the terms of the rule, which requires renewal every 45 days and will expire at the end of this session of Congress.

So now we need all the global warming we can get?

The sun has entered a 'lockdown' period, which could cause freezing weather, famine

You can laugh, you can cry…

…but you'll never make it home for dinner this way.

MTA weighs reserved seating for subways, buses when lockdown ends

Not leaving us much choice there, Joe

Joe Biden says anyone who believes Tara Reade shouldn't vote for him

5.14.2020

Groceries

LOL "Oh wait," say insurance companies

Coronavirus drives health insurers back to Obamacare - POLITICO

“It is a deep, profound, and growing chasm that is almost unprecedented in American history.”*


Trump Brings in the Infantry for His War on Blue America
Even during the pandemic, he is using the tools of national authority to advance Republican priorities while weakening Democrats' capacity to impede them.

Read in The Atlantic: https://apple.news/A5iCWj7slQKuxa-zq_5y5lg

*Anybody who uses a phrase like "almost unprecedented" should be carefully watched.

5.13.2020

Lots an lots

The Grim History of Counting the Dead During Plagues | WIRED

Major epidemic diseases have long served as an occasion for business and government entities to collaborate on pushing for new public surveillance regimes and metrics.

And just as well

The new waiting room at the auto inspection station

Bloom

5.12.2020

Because of course

White House and Congress clash over liability protections for businesses as firms cautiously weigh virus reopening plans - The Washington Post

Key GOP senators are circulating drafts of legislation to set up legal protections they say would give businesses the confidence to reopen without worrying about lawsuits.

Genius

Nostalgic for airline food? Now you can get it delivered to your door

JetBlue Airways snack packs are available to Imperfect Foods customers, the grocery delivery service that sells ugly produce for cheaper than store prices.

What a little sunshine'll do

Beachgoers left 12K pounds of trash on reopened Florida beach

Skyline

Street

Biden winning the bass akward vote

Trump is getting trounced among a crucial constituency: The haters - POLITICO

Desperado

5.11.2020

While the cat's away and the roads are empty

The pandemic emptied America's roadways, and speeders have taken over - U.S. - Stripes

"We're getting reports every week of dozens of drivers being cited for traveling over 100 miles an hour. That's just insanity for our roadways," said Michael Hanson, director of the Office of Traffic Safety in Minnesota…

What? Not chicken?

Instead of being afraid of 'murder hornets,' you could eat them | | westernmassnews.com

"The taste is said to be similar to popcorn."


I did eat fried ants once and it was sort of like eating popcorn…hulls; not much taste but lots of crunch.

And of course, they stare back at you.

Rainy day

Broke 50º though, woohoo!

5.10.2020

62

One way

Now even a dog's job is not safe

Robot dogs patrol Singapore park to encourage social distancing


Will this be your post-pandemic pet?