So it looks like I won't get any dusting done even though this is an even-numbered year. I understand there's a leap second coming up this year (http://goo.gl/CKL3QT), but even so.
7.09.2016
I went to the drugstore to buy a dust mop
So it looks like I won't get any dusting done even though this is an even-numbered year. I understand there's a leap second coming up this year (http://goo.gl/CKL3QT), but even so.
One thing you can always count on: It sells guns
http://goo.gl/mmj8NH
Like a traffic stop for birds
They string their nets in the neighbor's backyard, crank up the audio, and settle in with a box of donuts to wait. As birds get caught in the nets they get their tags checked. Those that don't already have have a tag get one, a little band around one leg. This year has been an especially good one for cardinals, I'm told.
I'm not sure how long they'll stay (the people, not the birds) but I imagine it has something to do with how big the box of donuts is.
Imagine our surprise
The brunch and Jenner's Q&A is not affiliated with the RNC,
7.08.2016
No sense in being repetitious
In all of the 35 single-spaced pages of the Democratic Party's platform draft, there is just one mention of lobbying.
One.
My sister had her thumb x-rayed
Maybe instead of a Secretary of State we need a Receptionist of State.
Seems like a little disagreement in counting
Clinton highly familar with classification marks; was sent over 3k "(S)" https://t.co/keike9lab3 & 23k "(C)" https://t.co/U0fOh6Bx42 cables— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) July 7, 2016
7.07.2016
Introducing the American Standard Joint
0.32 grams, and don't you forget it.
You betcha
Fallout from the F.B.I. inquiry is likely to affect several State Department advisers who facilitated the former secretary's reliance on a private server.
Our brave new legal world
Marine's defense for disseminating classified information will cite Hillary Clinton's case
The Washington Post
Jason Brezler has become a cause celebre among some veterans and members of Congress. Read the full story
Shared from Apple News
7.06.2016
Something special about Beantown
Carr: Federal Bureau of Injustice | Boston Herald
"At City Hall, Mayor Walsh’s union thug wannabes must be scratching their heads. [Hillary] turns over state secrets to “hostile parties,” while Marty’s minions just do what’s expected of them, stalling a few city permits in return for a handful of union jobs, with no cash even changing hands, and they get indicted while Hillary flies off to North Carolina on Air Force One."
Helps "bear the strain of work avoidance," says Some Guy
http://goo.gl/4Gf8de
Or you could get the same effect for free by licking a light post
The noir novelty comes with a major caveat: It turns your hands, mouth, teeth, tongue and basically anything you touch, black.
Good stuff to know if you're vacationing in Canada this summer
Sudbury man punches black bear in face
"I knew it would swing first with its left but it would really come with its right, because most bears are right-handed," Nelson said.
Let's warm that globe up more
Melting Arctic Ice Might Mean Faster Internet for Some
Smithsonian
The dwindling ice has an unexpected benefit: more underwater cables Read the full story
As these new pathways are opening up in the Arctic, communications companies are jumping on the chance to lay new cables. Right now, a ship commissioned by Quintillion Networks, a company based out of Anchorage, Alaska, is beginning to installation of undersea fiber optic cables…
7.05.2016
Meanwhile…
He was sentenced to two years of probation and a $7,500 fine, and was ordered to surrender his security clearance. He is barred from seeking a future security clearance
Yikes! It's a cheese wave!
It's not the first such heist of the legacy commodity in a state where sports fans like to wear foam wedges on their heads. A semitrailer carrying $70,000 worth of cheese was stolen from Germantown, another Milwaukee suburb, in January.…
Oh well…
Comey condemned Clinton and her top aides as "extremely careless"…
Looking for a place to vacation?
[Video] https://goo.gl/qyL6pQ
7.04.2016
You mean, we could have had da Coach?
Ditka has occasionally flirted with Illinois and national politics. In 2004, the NFL Hall of Famer considered running for the Senate as a Republican against Illinois state Sen. Barack Obama.…
7.03.2016
Is this a bun pun?
"This is something I take seriously. There's no playing around," said Sudo, 30, a Manhattan native who has won Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest the last two years and is ready to fight for the title again on Monday.
There'll always be an England
They say they've been cheated by a campaign deceit and false promises…
Our nomination for scariest headline of the month (maybe year, maybe decade)
An MRI-assisted look at peer pressure's effect on the mind could help curb fatal adolescent crashes.