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We need a Secretary of Defense and The Donald likes hiring people from Fox News…

Lou Dobbs Says U.S. Should Go to War With China over Hacking: 'This Is no Different Than Pearl Harbor'

http://bit.ly/2Cu08Cn

Have we found our new SecDef?

Lou Dobbs Says U.S. Should Go to War With China over Hacking: 'This Is no Different Than Pearl Harbor'

https://www.newsweek.com/lou-dobbs-us-war-china-hacking-pearl-harbor-fox-business-1267777

Thinks?

Missouri woman's tiny house was reported stolen, then found days later 30 miles away

Panu, of St. Louis, said in an Instagram post that she thinks the house was stolen between Friday night and Saturday morning.

https://nbcnews.to/2T6vmFf

Maybe we need more mice

Cheese Glut? – Maine Cheese Guild

http://www.mainecheeseguild.org/?p=5375

(Love the graphic.)

Pro tip: Don't pick up riders wearing orange jumpsuits and handcuffs

(Unless you're a cop.)

Inmate hitches ride with officer, goes back to jail

Worthington says the person who stopped was a campus officer at Morehead State University who saw handcuffs hanging off one wrist.

https://nyp.st/2Cs8uuc

The End of Civilization, Part the Zillionth

Hershey's Kisses Scandalously Missing Tips

The issue was brought to public attention by a Facebook group called the Wedding Cookie Table Community, who were pissed at Hershey's for ruining their perfect Blossom cookies. No doubt this explains my grandmother's recent ranting and ravings about everything going to hell.

http://www.grubstreet.com/2018/12/hersheys-kisses-are-broken.html

"The total embodiment of the Spirit of Toledo"

A humble weed grew in a cracked city sidewalk. Now it's the Christmas Weed, a festive holiday destination. - The Washington Post

https://wapo.st/2SXdsEU

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Facebook again (and again, and again…)

As Facebook Raised a Privacy Wall, It Carved an Opening for Tech Giants - The New York Times

https://nyti.ms/2SXTHg9

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