6.22.2019

Then do we get to vote one off the island?

Democrats try for a ratings blockbuster during two nights of presidential campaign debates - The Washington Post


The complicating factor is that the 20 candidates competing in both groups will be shuffled across two nights, with four prime time hours divided into hundreds of 60-second answers and 30-second rebuttals, one-line zingers, lightning-fast policy summaries and the occasional barbed attack. All of it will be orchestrated by five moderators between four commercial interruptions each night, while Trump threatens to live-tweet his insults from the White House.

On getting a round tuit

H/T Lynn C Dot

Today's deep thought

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

–Death of a Salesman

Next time you have trouble sleeping try reading this; then you'll *really* be wide awake

Testimony of Sheila Krumholz

Executive Director of the Center for Responsive Politics 

Before the

United States Senate Committee on the Judiciary

Combating Kleptocracy: Beneficial Ownership, Money Laundering, and Other Reforms June 19, 2019


Federal campaign finance law prohibits foreign nationals from directly or indirectly engaging in activity to influence U.S. elections. This ban broadly extends to foreign governments, foreign political parties, corporations, associations, foreign partnerships, and foreign citizens with the exception of those holding dual U.S. citizenship and "green card" holders admitted as lawful permanent residents of the United States.


While the prohibitions on foreign nationals spending or engaging in activities connected to influencing U.S. elections may be the letter of the law, foreign kleptocrats represent an increasingly dangerous threat to our political system. This is especially true given insufficient U.S. oversight of hidden entities such as shell companies and lack of beneficial ownership disclosure requirements, leaving the individuals or interests behind those groups unknown to the public.…


History provides us with many examples of illegal donations by foreign corporations and nationals laundering money through those who are legally eligible to contribute – evasions that have eroded public trust in the system. Among the most troubling are campaign finance violations that involved attempts by foreign individuals, corporations, and even governments to influence electoral outcomes.

And, oh yeah, lots more, here: http://bit.ly/2ZIOvjY

6.21.2019

We could do without the purple prose here, Yr Honor

Judge orders special prosecutor be appointed to look into Jussie Smollett controversy - Chicago Tribune


"There was no master on the bridge to guide the ship as it floundered through uncharted waters, and it ultimately lost its bearings," Toomin wrote in the 21-page opinion. "… The unprecedented irregularities identified in this case warrants the appointment of independent counsel to restore the public's confidence in the integrity of our criminal justice system."

A dispatch from our Pacific Rim bureau.

Ooops

Facebook removed from S&P list of ethical companies after data scandals


http://bit.ly/2ZGLmAP

Ars Technica, coming to the defense of cell phones everywhere…

…but not of me or to, ahem, the Washington Post, debunks—that's right, debunks—the story about horny teenagers I posted about yesterday. Twice. That's right, twice. Sad.


Debunked: The absurd story about smartphones causing kids to sprout horns | Ars Technica


No matter what side of the political divide you're on, this was a just plain horrible idea


Critics Lament as 126 House Democrats Join Forces With GOP to Hand Trump 'Terrifying' Mass Domestic Spying Powers
"The Democrats who voted against this common sense amendment just threw immigrants, LGBTQ folks, activists, journalists, and political dissidents under the bus by voting to rubberstamp the Trump administration's Orwellian domestic spying capabilities."

Read in Common Dreams: https://apple.news/Atq9IDBNERPSDuDVnKau40Q



Science is wonderful, isn't it?

Lost your wallet? The more cash in it the likelier you'll get it back - CBS News


Researchers raised the stakes in the U.S., the United Kingdom and Poland. The response jumped to 72% for wallets containing the equivalent of about $94, versus 61% for those containing $13. If no money was enclosed, the rate was 46%.

(But I think I'm not gonna try this myself.)

6.20.2019

And I thought they were just naturally horny

Young people are growing horns from cellphone use: study

I like "weird bumps" best

Australian researchers find 'horns' growing on young people's skulls from phone overuse - The Washington Post

The unusual formations have captured the attention of Australian media, and have variously been dubbed "head horns" or "phone bones" or "spikes" or "weird bumps."


They're running out of things to worry about?

Senators get classified briefing on UFO sightings - POLITICO

https://politi.co/31M7QCo

It's sort of quaintly reassuring, isn't it's?

The Politics industry has just as much incentive to preserve itself as, say, Oil or Pharma

Your email is for sale — and 2020 candidates are paying up

"The Democratic National Committee's (DNC) requirement that candidates reach 65,000 unique donors to earn a spot on the presidential debate stage created a rush for individual contributions.…The intense concentration has some candidates spending more than $35 to earn a single $1 donor through Facebook ads."


A favored way of collecting email addresses for political purposes is by enticing people to sign online petitions. 

6.19.2019

Wait, the banker could cheat?

The New Monopoly Has a Voice Controlled AI Banker That Will Never Cheat


Arriving July 1 for $30, which is about $10 more than the basic version of the game, Monopoly Voice Banking features none other than Rich Uncle Pennybags himself as the voice of the virtual assistant—although he's apparently now simply known as Mr. Monopoly.

Rich Uncle Pennybags has hired himself a PR agency, it seems, maybe funded a foundation or two. And bought a few Congresscritters.

And now nobody believes the banker can cheat.

A thoroughly modern update, indeed.

http://bit.ly/2Is9zW3

Close encounters of the little bit spooky kind

NASA spacecraft snaps detailed asteroid picture from closest orbit yet - The Verge


And today is…

Juneteenth | Definition of Juneteenth by Merriam-Webster

http://bit.ly/2Ip1wsS

Tree story

Dr. Seuss was inspired to write The Lorax by this tree. Now it's gone - CNET

6.18.2019

6.17.2019

Never goes out of style

Genius said it used morse code to catch Google stealing lyrics

How did Genius know Google was stealing? In 2016, Genius made a few changes to the punctuation in its song lyrics. Sometimes, it used a straight apostrophe. Other times, a curly one. 

Genius did this in a very specific sequence because (are you ready for this?) when "the two types of apostrophes were converted to the dots and dashes used in Morse code, they spelled out the words 'Red Handed.'"

http://bit.ly/2Imhe83

Education stinks

Washington state waterfront owners asked to take dead whales


In response, the agency has asked landowners to volunteer property as a disposal site for the carcasses. By doing so, landowners can support the natural process of the marine environment, and skeletons left behind can be used for educational purposes, officials said.

6.16.2019

Now, that would be quite a trick

Union Pacific 'Big Boy' locomotive refurbished


It's longer than two city buses, weighs more than a Boeing 747 fully loaded with passengers and can pull 16 Statues of Liberty over a mountain.

[Emphasis mine.]
http://bit.ly/2IiRmtP

Over a mountain, huh? Sixteen of them. Who knows, but you gotta admire a guy who can think that one up.

This massive Union Pacific locomotive #4014 was refurbished recently to help celebrate the 150th anniversary of completing the Transcontinental Railroad. ( http://bit.ly/2Io8bUt ) Steam engines this size last worked in the 1950's. 

If you're passing through Utah some time this summer you might get a glimpse.

H/T Glenn in Iowa