…or wait, maybe not. Donnie says he wants to ban it (Bad Tic Tok!) but Microsoft wants to buy it, or at least the U.S. part of it, according to the paywalled New York Times (here's a link).
Can they do that? Oughta be fun finding out.
(And there's the question of whether we want all those kiddies' data hoovered up by the PRC or the good ol' US of A. If you see what I mean, They do.)