9.02.2017

Essential reading

Who Owns the Internet? | The New Yorker


Thirty years ago, almost no one used the Internet for anything. Today, just about everybody uses it for everything. Even as the Web has grown, however, it has narrowed. Google now controls nearly ninety per cent of search advertising, Facebook almost eighty per cent of mobile social traffic, and Amazon about seventy-five per cent of e-book sales.


Oh, Canada


Massive 'dragon boogers' wash ashore in Canada
BGR

It's not every day that a strange blob of seemingly otherworldly goo washes up on a Canadian lake, but when it does you can be sure it'll make headlines. In Canada — which is home to moose, maple syrup, timbits and literally nothing else — there's a little place called Lost Lagoon, which is a... Read the full story


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I’m saying "W" in close proximity to "TF"

Opinion | NBC News whiffs on Russiagate story

The Washington Post

Correction rolls back original contention, but existing story is still of little utility.

"Two sources tell NBC News that Manafort's smartphone notes from the meeting included the words 'donations' in close proximity to the reference to the Republican National Committee."

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Once upon a very long time ago, midway through a previous century…

Georgia high school refuses to let girl on football team

The Washington Post

Megan Garth might be the best field kicker at the school, but she won't be joining the team at her private Christian school. Read the full story

…I had a role in the smashing two-night run of a high school senior class play called "Time Out for Ginger," about the havoc caused by a girl trying to join the football team. The play could be mounted again this school year and still be timely. In all the years that have passed since my star (ahem) turn we've managed only to make the subject more complicated and immeasurably more unintelligible. As witness this from one Col. Seth Hathaway, head of the Prince Avenue Christian school in Bogart, Georgia:

"While the school recognizes the changing roles of girls in organized sports, its covenantal partnership does not support the belief that mixed athletic contact sports should traverse a spectrum from high school varsity all the way down to the second grade."

In other words, Girls Keep Out.

Maybe that part about the machines taking over it’s really true

How Artificial Intelligence will tell if you're slacking off at work

Fox News

Sitting slumped in your chair all day at work? AI agents are here to ruin your nap. Read the full story



9.01.2017

Are my feathers green?


Is Trump Obsessed With Hillary Clinton? 
Newsweek

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Globalized

'U can be my nurse': General allegedly sent racy texts to soldier's wife | New York Post


Maj. Gen. Joseph Harrington, a two-star general in charge of US Army Africa who is based in northern Italy, allegedly sent dozens of messages to the woman in Europe, who is married to an American soldier, USA Today reports.


Yep, sounds negative to me all right

Wells Fargo: There were nearly twice as many potentially fake accounts opened than originally thought


Earlier this month, Wells Fargo CEO Timothy Sloan warned his employees to brace for more negative headlines  

Good call there, Timothy. 

8.31.2017

It wasn’t "unacceptable sales practices,“ bunky, it was fraud

Wells Fargo finds an additional 1.4 million potentially fake accounts - The Washington Post


"We apologize to everyone who was harmed by unacceptable sales practices," Wells Fargo chief executive Timothy J. Sloan said. 


Let's add another five years to his sentence just for trying to jerk our chain like that.

Oh wait, what?

And all this time I thought eBay was just about old used books

Fort Campbell soldiers sold stolen Army gear to buyers overseas, U.S. Attorney says


Six soldiers and two civilians were indicted Wednesday on charges they conspired to steal and sell Army equipment, from printer ink to machine gun parts and the sight for a grenade launcher, on eBay.


Oh, well, thank you HuffPo for finally clearing this up


Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals What She Thinks Of Donald Trump And It's Not Good
HuffPost

Kim Kardashian is not a fan of President Donald Trump, that much is now clear. ... Read the full story


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8.30.2017

Martians. Take my word.

Crew to attempt removal of mysterious object from beach


WESTERLY, R.I. (AP) — Workers will try to remove a mysterious circular object with steel legs that has puzzle onlookers since it was found lodged underwater off a Rhode Island beach.


Maybe it’s survivors day

What rude beast slouches toward Massachusetts

From our really old archive

Is this what happens to sunflowers during eclipse years?

8.29.2017

The Big Ouch

Most Homes in Tropical Storm Harvey's Path Don't Have Flood Insurance | KTLA



8.28.2017

My electricity score


I feel like I should go out and pollute something just to keep from being perfect. 

Mooom

Police: Mom fires gun found at mall to see if it was real

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Oh oh, I’m shaping up right now

Pennsylvania couple sees image of Jesus in baby's sonogram

CHAMBERSBURG, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania couple says Jesus showed up in their daughter's sonogram picture...

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Just chomping off an arm or a leg is OK then?


Sharks rattle nerves on Cape Cod, but attacks on humans rare
BOSTON (AP) — You can't blame beachgoers on Cape Cod for being jittery after a spate of recent shark sightings ...

Statistically, risks to people from sharks remain low. The last fatal attack recorded in Massachusetts was in 1936.

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I don't know. That word, "fatal," seems like a bit of a hedge to me. (And just recently on the Cape a shark tried to eat a surfboard so how would you count that, exactly?)

Imagine what must be going on inside that little tin

8.27.2017

I don’t know how much of this is trolling

Probably quite a bit. Still…


Petition seeks to rename Roosevelt Island, calls FDR 'racist' | New York Post



I want to be an expert on work avoidanceism

What authoritarianism experts think of Trump's decision to pardon Joe Arpaio - The Washington Post



Why not? It sounds just as important although, true, authoritarianism has more syllables.

OK, this is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read

The Museum of Ice Cream (MOIC) was invented by 25-year-old creative strategist Maryellis Bunn, a Laguna Beach native who says she came up with the idea after growing bored of Manhattan.

Also possibly the dumbest, although competition in that category is 
fierce.