It wasn’t "unacceptable sales practices,“ bunky, it was fraud

Wells Fargo finds an additional 1.4 million potentially fake accounts - The Washington Post

"We apologize to everyone who was harmed by unacceptable sales practices," Wells Fargo chief executive Timothy J. Sloan said. 

http://wapo.st/2iLBrcL

Let's add another five years to his sentence just for trying to jerk our chain like that.

Oh wait, what?