Save the band!

Columbia's marching band banned from all sporting events

… any members who attempt to play instruments at the athletic events "will be in violation of Ivy League regulations and subject to individual sanctioning under Dean's Discipline," according to the letter.

http://bit.ly/2njcIz6

That "individual sanctioning" sounds pretty scary. 

Truck stop people make WaPo columnist a little bonkers (or maybe a lot)

Trump's getting impeached? I defy you to convince anyone at this cursed truck stop. - The Washington Post

https://wapo.st/2mhcoRi

Biggest breakfast ever

Egg roll: Over 136K eggs fall off semitrailer onto roadway

https://apnews.com/1e312d13709148578ef7201f2dbf66a2?utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter

Yikes! Save the water fleas!

Teabags Can Release Billions of Microplastics into Your Drink, Study Finds

http://bit.ly/2mDyyx3

It's Krillian for "Don't step on the round thing."

And you thought they weren't already here…

Sign her up!

A Walrus 'Defending Her Cubs' Just Sank a Russian Navy Boat in the Arctic Ocean

http://bit.ly/2mL6ojF

Da Bears will be back

I took a nap during the second quarter of the Redskins game last night and while I was asleep da Bears scored 21 points. From now on I'm sleeping through all their games. They'll be unstoppable. Look out, Super Bowl, here we come.

Reading my own notes

We are not all that surprised: Eating meat wins

Iowa Steak Fry 2019: Presidential candidates gather for Iowa event today - livesteam - CBS News

Organizers will grill 10,500 steaks for the attendees. They will also have 1,000 vegan burgers — all of it made on 10 grills by 40 grillers. Senator Cory Booker is the only vegan in the presidential race.

https://cbsn.ws/30lzng0