When the history of horrible ideas is written…

Amazon patent hints at using doorbell cameras to build a suspicious persons database – BGR

http://bit.ly/2S2JnDL

Observing an oxymoron in the wild

Sen. James Inhofe Bought Defense Stock Days After Pushing for Record Pentagon Spending—Then Dumped It When Asked About It

But the Raytheon stock purchase still raised a flag for government ethicists…

https://www.thedailybeast.com/sen-james-inhofe-bought-defense-stock-days-after-pushing-for-record-pentagon-spendingthen-dumped-it-when-asked-about-it

Santa avoiding work

Pi o'clock (and making tea)

Because that's where Hitler's submarine is?

Here's why China's launch to the far side of the Moon is a big deal

No, Hitler Is Not Alive On A Secret Nazi Moon Base

Oh.

Eco-friendly, but not

People Keep Throwing Electric Scooters Into Lakes and Rivers
Slate

Companies like Bird and Lime are expanding to more and more cities—but it's hard to do environmental remediation at scale. Read the full story

Shared from Apple News

Maybe it's just one more of those jobs Americans don't want to do

Trump admin paid $13.6 million to hire 2 border agents: watchdog - Business Insider

https://read.bi/2QrUEki

Look what just popped up on Main Street

I didn't know what time it was

A college kid running for 13th Ward alderman gets a lesson in the Chicago Way - Chicago Tribune

Now here's election fraud done right.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-met-chicago-13th-ward-alderman-race-kass-20181206-story.html

Majuscule languished while minuscule went on to more majuscular things

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/9-useful-obscure-words-youve-never-used/majuscule

(Say it three times in a sentence…)