11.21.2020

And an early humbug to you all

Forget sad Thanksgiving: early Christmas fever takes over 

As some holiday tree sellers fear they’ll sell out by Thanksgiving and parcel shipping companies worry about November gridlock, a growing number of people on a quest for joy have bucked tradition and gone full-on Christmas weeks earlier than they normally would.

It's dark. It's cold. It's 2020. Ho ho ho.


11.20.2020

Can you trust your trash can? (We already know about your vacuum cleaner.)

Robot vacuum cleaners can eavesdrop on your conversations, researchers reveal

 In a scenario presented by the researchers in an explanatory video, they described how a sensitive Zoom conversation could vibrate nearby objects such as a trashcan.

A compromised robot vacuum cleaner might then target the trashcan, and record its vibrations via its LiDAR sensors. 

When people publish stories like this…

Researchers in Spain found in a study that people who walk dogs are 78% more likely to contract coronavirus, but the reason for this risk is unclear

…shouldn't they at least mention who the researchers are? Seems only fair.

It's true that, unlike some other countries…

 …the U.S. does not have an official language but it seems only fair to require the U.S. freaking Senate to communicate in some language, and not in unintelligible pap like this.

“Specifically, the NSF must support research on manipulated or synthesized content and information authenticity and NIST must support research for the development of measurements and standards necessary to accelerate the development of the technological tools to examine the function and outputs of generative adversarial networks or other technologies that synthesize or manipulate content.”

US Senate Approves New Deepfake Bill

11.19.2020

Frankenbird

 
 
Anne Rumsey Gearan
⁦@agearan⁩
News: Biden says he has picked a Treasury secretary and will announce it just before or just after Thanksgiving. Says the choice will be someone who will be accepted by all wings of the Democratic Party
 
11/19/20, 4:24 PM
 
 


Just in time for Thanksgiving, the Democratic Party has evidently sprouted some extra wings. I, for one, am not a big fan of wings, but if you're missing Saturday afternoons at your favorite sports bar this may be just the thing.

It's difficult to tell…

Criminals launder coronavirus relief money, exploit victims through popular apps

“I’ve never seen, in my 28 years’ experience, the amount of fraud that I’ve seen currently,” Roy Dotson, an assistant to the special agent in charge of the Secret Service, told CNBC. “And I think that’s just based sheerly on the amount of money the CARES Act allocated into Covid-related fraud and stimulus.”

…whether the current pandemic has broken so many things or simply revealed so many things broken already. Or whether this is just the way things always were and always will be (I prefer not to believe that one, but still).

Even so, we will need more of it: I am told 12 million people will lose unemployment benefits on December 26. 

11.18.2020

Worthy of note

Florida Army reservist is 10th service member to die of the coronavirus

Five other Army reservists have also died from the coronavirus this year, as well as two Army National Guard members. An active-duty sailor assigned to the aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt also died from the virus. Chief Petty Officer Charles Robert Thacker Jr., 41, died April 13 at a naval hospital on Guam.

"Service member" here refers to serving Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and now Space Force personnel, as well as Army Reserve and National Guard members. That's a whole lot of people. Ten have died.

Granted, these folks are, overall, younger than the general population (although not all of them are 20 anymore, or even 30). And possibly, overall, somewhat more fit. But they are also, as a group, trained to "go by the book." (You can say "follow orders," if you like. Or, "work together.")

Pretty clearly, it seems to me, an organized approach to this pandemic works.

11.17.2020

Zooming Santa

How to visit Santa in NYC under tight COVID-19 restrictions

Sitting on Santa's lap has never made my list of top 100 things to do but it's big in the movies. And with a lot of other people, as well, I'm told. So this year being this year does seem a little sad,

It also raises a question: Do department store Santas get unemployment payments in December, or what?

11.16.2020

2000 years in a sewer

What did the guy do to get him in this much trouble?

"A bust of the ancient god Hermes, in good condition, was discovered in central Athens during sewage work, authorities said Sunday.…

The head is in the style of famed Greek sculpture Alcamenes, who flourished in the second half of fifth century B.C., the ministry said."
Worse than the guy who had to push a rock up a hill—he's probably still at it. But still.