Babe, I've got this 50s rock stream going on Pandora radio that's just so good it's unreal, I mean it too. It's Chuck Berry and Buddy Holly and Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats and Chubby and - wait! whoa! Patsy Cline - and Bill Haley and Little Richard and Big Joe, that's Big Joe Turner, darlin', I'm just saying here. And some early Beatles, sure. And...what? Who? Elvis? OK, but not too much.
And that, kid, is rock 'n roll.