This kind of thing cracks me up

Manage your account, check for outages, report service interruptions, and troubleshoot your equipment

How are you going to report a service interruption if you're out? You see this instruction all the time, right?

This is the reason (OK, a reason) why you don't want to get your internet and you phone service from the same provider (looking at you, Comcast). If things go down, it all goes down at once. I learned that lesson a long, long, long time ago. The trick is to spread your failures around.

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So many years, and I never noticed this

'Hangar' vs. 'Hanger' | Merriam-Webster

One's for your airplane, the other's for your shirt

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/hangar-vs-hanger

Hangar is not a word I use very often. Maybe that's why.

So it's unanimous?

I was at the drugstore, the check-out person is sort of chatty and there was nobody else in line; we were talking about cities we wouldn't mind living in and she said, she was trying to talk her husband into retiring in the South.

I said, Florida?

She said, Not necessarily.

I said, Just anyplace it doesn't snow?

And four people standing within earshot said, in chorus, Yes!

And it's not even December yet.

Get a running start to your morning

USC Runner's Amazing Rally Proves Race Isn't Over Until It's Over | HuffPost

http://bit.ly/2t0Jxjx

It ain't over til it's over, says Sam Guy (Yogi, too).

Noted by our Pacific Rim bureau chief (straying a little from home),

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