And where is Robin Hood when you need him?

Too many wild deer are roaming England’s forests. Can promoting venison to consumers help?

There are now more deer in England than at any other time in the last 1,000 years, according to the Forestry Commission, the government department looking after England’s public woodland.

[The outlaw Robin Hood and his men lived in Sherwood Forest. They had no other means of getting food, and so they illegally poached the king’s deer. The hunting skill of Robin Hood and his band, however, enabled them to poach deer without being apprehended. – encyclopedia.com]

Sizzle yourself to sleep

KFC and Hatch unveil frying chicken audio to help people sleep

"When we kept seeing social media posts about the similarity between frying chicken and rain, we decided to make the absolute best version of that audio" said Eric Pallotta, CMO at Hatch.

And so the idea was hatched (get it?)

Hatch is the company that makes the fairly pricey gadget that plays the sound, and if you play it all night you will wake up starving in the morning. At least I would.

[H/T Lynn C Dot]

How is this a thing?

Costco's Kirkland Butter Is Under A Recall, So Check Your Fridge

Apparently, the problem was that certain packages listed cream as an ingredient but did not also have the required allergy statement "contains milk" visible on the label.

 [Emphasis mine.]

Butter is made from cream is made from…

Come to think of it, I just bought some milk from Walgreens and it doesn't say "contains milk" either.

[The recall was ordered by the FDA. Let's just hope those guys who want to disband federal agencies don't find out.]