2.03.2018

Sooner or later your brain just freezes solid

You'll glove Minnesota's first-ever snowball vending machine



2.02.2018

Better than a rodent in your pocket

Why Don't We Call It 'Woodchuck Day'? | Merriam-Webster

Why Don't We Call It 'Woodchuck Day'? | Merriam-Webster
A woodchuck by any other name would be a …


Gotta love the Onion

FBI Warns Republican Memo Could Undermine Faith In Massive, Unaccountable Government Secret Agencies


https://goo.gl/x28sWK

2.01.2018

A job for everybody

Rivers proposes Sasquatch license plate to support state parks - Ann Rivers


OLYMPIA… Sen. Ann Rivers thinks the state's best-known cryptid, Sasquatch, ought to have an opportunity to help raise money for state parks and recreation areas. Today she introduced legislation that would create a Sasquatch license plate and direct revenue from its sales toward park maintenance and improvements.

Civilization: it ain’t over til it’s over, which is soon

Poo-Pourri, Before You Go Toilet Spray – Poo~Pourri

https://www.poopourri.com/

H/T Sam Guy

1.31.2018

Hack makes ATMs spit bills



Which is cool, but not nearly so cool as the change machine at the laundromat. Put a dollar in that thing, it pays off four quarters every time. And not only that, it spits the quarters into a metal cup just like in Vegas (or just about everywhere else, come to think of it, except at the ATM machine).

What is the sound of paper money falling?

Fowl foul

Artist cries fowl as airline snubs 'emotional support peacock' - NY Daily News

https://goo.gl/Px93kE

 What if you wanted to bring along, say… I’m just thinking here…an emotional support marching band? 

1.30.2018

Let us be the first to welcome our new army of attack mosquitoes

Lab-engineered mosquitoes will fight the Zika virus | New York Post


Male mosquitoes don't bite, and Wolbachia isn't harmful to humans.

Of course. We totally believe.

You don’t have to wear special glasses, although super blue blood glasses actually sound sort of cool.

How to Watch the Super Blue Blood Moon - Bloomberg


But to have all three happen at the same time? It hasn't happened since 1866.

1.28.2018

So that’s where it went

Archaeologists discover 10,000-year-old crayon in England - NY Daily News


https://goo.gl/LZ8aKb