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2.03.2018

Sooner or later your brain just freezes solid

You'll glove Minnesota's first-ever snowball vending machine

https://goo.gl/9zAD8Q

2.02.2018

Better than a rodent in your pocket

Why Don't We Call It 'Woodchuck Day'? | Merriam-Webster

A woodchuck by any other name would be a …

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/why-dont-we-call-it-woodchuck-day

Gotta love the Onion

FBI Warns Republican Memo Could Undermine Faith In Massive, Unaccountable Government Secret Agencies

https://goo.gl/x28sWK

2.01.2018

A job for everybody

Rivers proposes Sasquatch license plate to support state parks - Ann Rivers

OLYMPIA… Sen. Ann Rivers thinks the state's best-known cryptid, Sasquatch, ought to have an opportunity to help raise money for state parks and recreation areas. Today she introduced legislation that would create a Sasquatch license plate and direct revenue from its sales toward park maintenance and improvements.

https://goo.gl/S6mMK2

(More about cryptids: http://mentalfloss.com/article/58943/16-cryptids-might-or-might-not-exist)

Civilization: it ain’t over til it’s over, which is soon

Poo-Pourri, Before You Go Toilet Spray – Poo~Pourri

https://www.poopourri.com/

H/T Sam Guy

1.31.2018

Hack makes ATMs spit bills

'Jackpotting' ATM Hack Comes to the United States | WIRED

Which is cool, but not nearly so cool as the change machine at the laundromat. Put a dollar in that thing, it pays off four quarters every time. And not only that, it spits the quarters into a metal cup just like in Vegas (or just about everywhere else, come to think of it, except at the ATM machine).

What is the sound of paper money falling?