Vampire cocktails?

Blue horseshoe crab blood sells for up to $14,000 per quart

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Some people have no shame

Turn leftover Easter candy into festive cocktails - NY Daily News

That's right — jelly beans, chocolate bunnies, Cadbury Creme Eggs and even Peeps can make for sweet sips if paired with the right spirits.

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It begins…

Wisc. gun shop robber pledges to 'spill blood' in Trump manifesto - NY Daily News

Joseph Jakubowski broke into the Armageddon gun store in Janesville, Wisc.…

…and you can guess where it ends. 

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He'd be certain now

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow

Dead malls: Look just like where you've been

DEAD MALL SERIES : The Final Hours of Oak Hollow Mall : High Point, NC - YouTube
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Let's just be clear

This means war

No not that war. Whew. Sorry.

No, there's a bird out there that sounds exactly like my ringtone. It can't do that, can it? Isn't there some kind of treaty? Do we have any of those missiles left? What about Interpol? 

Oh oh

I got an email about Hot Ukrainian Women. Does this mean I'm on Putin's mailing list? Trump's? No kidding, I am thoroughly confused.

Meanwhile, even the bunny has gone rogue.

Easter Holiday Phishing Scams and Malware Campaigns | US-CERT

https://goo.gl/Wb6F6O

An old lady waved at me

She was just driving by in a car. I didn't recognize her. But she must of been as old as, well, I am.

How scary is that.

Let's just give up on politics altogether and go for the comedy of it all

Convicted scammer creates federal PACs from prison | Center for Public Integrity

No federal law prevents Pesce from forming a PAC or soliciting money for it. And he doesn't have to tell unsuspecting donors he's an inmate at Taylorville Correctional Center, having scammed a woman out of nearly $100,000.

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