4.23.2011

Oh no! The bunny! The bunny!

Fox’s Hannity accuses Lady Gaga, Ricky Gervais of “War on Easter” | Raw Replay

The annual Fox celebration of the War on Christmas has gone so well that Fox News host Sean Hannity has now decided to complement it with a War on Easter.

When you drop bombs on people, that's an act of war

US Launches First Predator Drone Attack in Libya | Common Dreams

WASHINGTON  – The United States carried out its first drone strike in Libya on Saturday, the Pentagon said, two days after approving the use of pilotless aircraft to aid rebels fighting Moamer Kadhafi's forces....

US President Barack Obama on Thursday authorized the use of missile-carrying drones in Libya for what his administration called "humanitarian" reasons.

 

Be afraid!

Suspicious white substance on plane turns out to be toilet paper - CNN.com

(CNN) -- A suspicious white substance in an airplane bathroom?

It could be anthrax, could be explosive residue or -- as authorities in California learned Friday -- it could be toilet paper.

Wait til TSA finds out about this.

Your Peeps fact for today

Peeps by the numbers - chicagotribune.com

8,000 Peeps bunnies standing end to end would be as tall as Chicago's Willis (formerly Sears) Tower.

EEewwww, I don't want to know

Do not click this link.

Mystery illness may be tied to Playboy Mansion's famed grotto - chicagotribune.com

(You didn't, did you?)

An Oscar but not a single smooch

Inside Job Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Synopsis: 'Inside Job' is the first film to provide a comprehensive analysis of the global financial crisis of 2008, which at a cost over $20 trillion, caused millions of people to lose their jobs and homes in the worst recession since the Great Depression, and nearly resulted in a global financial collapse....

Inside Job is, of course, a documentary and so is technically kind of ineligible for our Movies With No Kissing List, more or less, but how many documentaries do you know that get 98 percent on the Tomatometer and furthermore are probably the most important movie you will see all year, maybe all decade, just possibly forever? And no kissing at all?

If you have been following our reading list you will have seen several books on this same subject scroll past. It is a big topic and no one book or movie can cover it all. But Inside Job is a remarkable piece of film making and there's something about just seeing the faces of those guys. It's probably worth seeing twice.

No! Wait! Stop!

It's snowing. Or maybe sleeting (what, you think I'm going to go find out?). There's nothing on the streets or sidewalks I can see but the windshields of cars in the driveway are covered, the grass (what there is of it to begin with) is whitish, and you can see it on the roofs, this stuff. The weather widget says it's 37º right now but it's still coming down.

Cut it out! Go back to Canada!

Also...

Orlando gas station charges $5.69 a gallon - Apr. 22, 2011

Suncoast Energys, located near the Orlando International Airport, was charging $5.69 a gallon for regular gasoline on Friday...

Probably the price of shoe leather is up too but not that much.

4.22.2011

Blue Bow


iPhone abstract: Phil Compton

Finally, somebody asks a serious question

Grilled Cheese Invitational 2011: Los Angeles’ Most Competitive Food Event - The Daily Beast

A 10,000-person Grilled Cheese Invitational takes place in Los Angeles on Saturday. Isabel Wilkinson on how a friendly cook-off became the "American Idol of grilled cheese."

 

Because no, Bunky, you just can't be too scared

Suburban Guerrilla » Blog Archive » Ingratitude

The tens of thousands of cops, firefighters, construction workers and others who survived the worst terrorist assault in U.S. history and risked their lives in its wake will soon be informed that their names must be run through the FBI’s terrorism watch list, according to a letter obtained by HuffPost.

There! Under the bed! Oh nooooooo!

Running on empty

UNDERNEWS: AAA finds more people running out of gas as prices rise

KDKA Pittsburgh - Since the beginning of March, AAA has seen an 18 percent increase in the number of roadside calls for people running out of gas.

Ain't no stagecoach

Riled about rail: Why all the anger over high speed trains? - CNN.com

(CNN) -- "Stop the Train" was, literally, a rallying cry for post-Tea Party Republicans this past November.

Newly elected GOP governors in Wisconsin, Ohio and Florida have canceled already-funded high speed rail projects.

Much of the opposition to rail projects appears to stem not from economic arguments, but from fundamental cultural values on what "American" transportation should be.

 

4.21.2011

So we didn't really need the blue paint after all?

First 3-D porn released in theatres beats ‘Avatar’ record in Hong Kong | The Raw Story

HONG KONG (AFP) – A Hong Kong movie billed as the world's first 3D porn film has broken the city's first-day box office record previously set by Hollywood blockbuster Avatar.

Well at least that part I believe

Bachmann fan creates creepy music video | Raw Replay

A fan of tea party favorite Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has created music video in her honor...

The artist’s YouTube page describes him as “the first and only conservative urban rock artist.”

 

Be a partner in defense: Burn your hat


(A 1952 poster from the online Civil Defense Museum)

Did that song from Annie make you crazy?


"Tomorrow, tomorrow..." (yeah yeah shut up)

If it's sunny it'll feel warm, right?

Wrong. It's like walking on the icecap out there. 

Yum, y'all

KRISPY KREME BURGER: Fair introduces Krispy Kreme burger - chicagotribune.com

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (WGHP)—Over 325,000 people are expected to attend The Dixie Classic Fair over the next week, and there's little doubt that most of those people will consider tasting the fair's newest treat.

Fair vendors have introduced the Krispy Kreme Hamburger...

Give up yet?

Conservative activist: Bible, Ben Franklin, Pilgrims all opposed to net neutrality | The Raw Story

The idea that all Internet traffic should be treated equally is against the teachings of the Bible and America's Founding Fathers, according to evangelical Christian minister and political activist David Barton.

During his radio show on Tuesday, he said that net neutrality violated the Biblical principle of free markets...

 

Re-hope

Obama to supporters: I understand your frustration - Yahoo! News

SAN FRANCISCO – Easing into his 2012 campaign, President Barack Obama is telling his supporters he understands their frustration over the compromises he's made with Republicans, while preparing them for more to come.

4.20.2011

Fail

 INSTALLING SPRING..
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Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Season not found. Season "Spring" cannot be located. The season you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please contact your system administrator.

(Thanks to Kellie)

We are even more shocked

Robert Scheer: The New Corporate World Order - Robert Scheer's Columns - Truthdig

The debate over Republicans’ insistence on continued tax breaks for the superrich and the corporations they run should come to a screeching halt with the report in Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal headlined “Big U.S. Firms Shift Hiring Abroad.” Those tax breaks over the past decade, leaving some corporations such as General Electric to pay no taxes at all, were supposed to lead to job creation, but just the opposite has occurred...

Now we'll see how the real drug kingpins do it

Big Pharma set to take over medical marijuana market | The Raw Story

Just as the federal government is clamping down on medical marijuana dispensaries, the Federal Drug Administration (FDA) may be set to give Big Pharma the clearance to take over the market.

My puddle runneth over


Japanese still ripping off American ideas

Suburban Guerrilla » Blog Archive » Privatizing gains, socializing losses

TOKYO — Japanese consumers would be on the hook for nuclear damage payments and earthquake reconstruction costs under two tax plans the government is considering, officials said Tuesday....

We are shocked

Active Twitter Users Have Shorter Relationships [STATS]

The romantic relationships of active Twitter users apparently don’t last as long as the rest of the population, according to stats published by dating website OkCupid.

4.19.2011

4ie?

I see this guy miss a right turn (into a bank drive-thru, right in the busy part of town) so he hangs a 270° left turn. Cool! More than a Uie, not quite an Oie. I'm thinking 4ie, but round.

...iPhoned

Marquee

Scream 4 Rio
Hop Arthur
Limitless


...iPhoned

So if you dial the wrong number you might get, what, the wrong number?

AP IMPACT: Porn company is amassing 1-800 numbers - Yahoo! News

Records obtained by The Associated Press show that over the past 13 years, a little-known Philadelphia company called PrimeTel Communications has quietly gained control over nearly a quarter of all the 1-800 numbers in the U.S. and Canada...

And many, if not most, of those 1.7 million numbers appear to be used for one thing: redirecting callers to a phone-sex service.

 

Wait, Martha Stewart is not enough?

At Home with the Pope: Inside Benedict XVI's Daily Life - Yahoo! News

At Home with the Pope

Drill Baby Drill

Suburban Guerrilla » Blog Archive » Austerity now!

“As long as there is diesel fuel to power up the back-up generators that run the government’s computers, they will have the money to back their own bonds.”


Of course just because he held the job doesn't mean he actually worked at it, so maybe that's what's got him confused

The Big Lie | Truthout

I heard Mic­hael Steele re­mark that "not in the his­to­ry of man­kind has the govern­ment ever created a job." This from a man who held a govern­ment job as Li­eutenant Gover­nor of Maryland.

How a couple dozen guys with four stolen airplanes brought the world's last remaining superpower to its knees

UNDERNEWS: TSA thinks complaining about procedures is a sign of terrorism

Cory Doctorow, Boing Boing - CNN has discovered that the TSA considers "complaining about TSA procedures" to be a profiling marker for potential terrorists. They explain that one terrorist (the "twentieth hijacker") complained a lot about TSA screening, and so that means "getting angry about TSA screening procedures" goes in the "signs of terrorist intent" bucket.

By complaining about TSA screening. Huh?

–Noted by our Midwest bureau

Wall Eyes


iPhone Photo: Phil Compton

4.18.2011

Ooops

UNDERNEWS: If you're looking for God, he's chilling with Michelle Bachman

Why Evolution is True - Via The Wonk Room, we learn that Michele Bachmann—who is now being touted as a Republican Presidential candiate in 2012—was told by God to introduce a bill in the Minnesota legislature to make marriage legal only between a man and a woman....

Her amendment failed. Clearly God isn’t omnipotent.

Yeah, but did Thomas Paine have cable?

Royal wedding: Does Kate Middleton really want to marry into a family like this? - By Christopher Hitchens - Slate Magazine

A hereditary monarch, observed Thomas Paine, is as absurd a proposition as a hereditary doctor or mathematician.