7.27.2024

Everybody has a bad day now and then

The life of two Boeing Starliner astronauts stuck indefinitely in space


Boeing seems to be working on a bad decade. The Boeing Starliner's first test flight (it was unmanned) (unpersoned, sorry) was in 2019.

They finally got some people to ride in it. 

What if they don't want to ride in it any more?

7.26.2024

Chicagoans don't die, they just fade (slowly) away

COVID fraud probe finds suburban Chicago lab lied to Medicare that it tested people who were dead in $12.4 million fraud

The company billed Medicare for hundreds of tests for people who’d been dead for more than two years, authorities say.

(You be the judge.) 

7.25.2024

Will it ever end?

Video game performers will go on strike over artificial intelligence concerns

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Hollywood’s video game performers voted to go on strike Thursday, throwing part of the entertainment industry into another work stoppage after talks for a new contract with major game studios broke down over artificial intelligence protections.

And what will we do if it doesn't? 

For the record

(From the Washington Post today.)

 Schumer expects child online safety bills to pass Senate by wide margin

KOSA [is] backed by more than two-thirds of the Senate. But that bill faces enduring opposition from digital and human rights groups, who argue it would squelch speech, particularly for marginalized groups, and trample on privacy.

For the record —too late, no doubt, but still — EFF's position on the matter:

KOSA Will Censor the Internet But Won't Help Kids

 

No fooling (around)

Cardboard beds are making a comeback at the 2024 Paris Olympics

[AP VIDEO]

Unless you want to wind up on the floor.

Not all sports are Olympic sports, it seems.

7.24.2024

If you thought this summer couldn't be more fun…

…you were wrong.

Why some Chicagoans are splashing in stock tanks

"Cowboys would hop in the pool after a long day at work."

Now you can have a cowboy pool of your very own.

[This is a public service announcement. Not a commercial. We are work-free and advertising-free here.]

7.23.2024

Which maybe just proves…

A week of nonstop breaking political news stumps AI chatbots

Now, with just months left until the presidential election and bombshell political news dropping at a steady clip, AI chatbots are distancing themselves from politics and breaking news or refusing to answer at all.

…they're a lot smarter than you may have thought. 

I never quite understood what singularity is all about

Twitter Is Real Life Now

The distinction between the online and offline exists as a matter of degree, not fact, and it grows lighter every day.

Twitter is, of course, now X. Or maybe not. In real life. 

Is your baby smarter than a crow?

Crows Have Been Keeping an Incredible Secret: They Can Count Out Loud Like Human Toddlers

With crows being exceptionally talented at learning from one another, the ability to count using calls opens up new pathways of communication between corvids that have been previously unexplored. So the next time a couple crows are cawing outside your window, take a listen—they just might be telling you something.

Smarter, probably. But can it fly? 

To save the planet, cut down more trees

4 Projects That Show Mass Timber is the Future of American Cities
As architects face up to the need for ethical, sustainable design in the age of climate change awareness, timber architecture is making a comeback in a new, technologically impressive way. Largely overlooked in the age of Modernism, recent years have seen a plethora of advancements related to mass timber across the world.

I am officially confused. And this, from this morning's Chicago Tribune, doesn't help.

Mixing concrete and forging steel emit massive amounts of carbon dioxide, but timber buildings remove carbon from the atmosphere, something environmentally conscious residents and office users increasingly desire.

OK, you can grow more trees and you can't grow concrete; I get that part. But cutting the trees down, processing them and treating them in some suspiciously chemical-sounding way, hauling them around sticking them together (with what…nails?) sounds just as energy-consuming as any other technique. To me. And more than a little dicey.

Although riding up and down in wooden elevators sounds kind of…quaint.

Too late

If you're looking for Joe Biden swag.

Here at shop.joebiden.com the only thing left on the shelf is a spooky coffee mug featuring Joe's mug.

And at store.democrats.org things are…well…American-made and union-printed, at least.

Somewhere there's a giant landfill stuffed with perfectly brand new bumper stickers and tote bags plugging TOFG (The Other Former Guy). 

And I was hoping to find something to pair with my old LBJ button.

7.21.2024

WaPo lays it out


How Democrats can pick a new candidate, step by step

Today in history

John Dillinger saw his last movie at the Biograph Theater 90 years ago

For her role in helping the feds nail Dillinger, Ana CumpanaČ™, a Romanian-born brothel keeper who went by the name Anna Sage, is known as the “Woman in Red” by devotees of the dark side of Chicago lore.

Or, it may have been orange. Nobody knows for sure.  

But the bear started it

Montana man hospitalized after shooting, killing grizzly bear

On Thursday, the unidentified Columbia Falls resident was in the Flathead National Forest near the North Fork Road in northwestern Montana when the grizzly charged and attacked him, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials announced Friday.

Or maybe not. Maybe somebody else started it.

Garbage, barbecue grills and pet food commonly attract bears, which could turn into dangerous encounters.

For more about when bears — and other animals — break the law there's Mary Roach's excellent book, Fuzz.

Waiting for yet another shoe to drop

Democratic Party plans virtual roll call for president in early August

The DNC's convention rules committee met virtually Friday and decided the vote would not take place before Aug. 1 or after Aug. 7. The committee said a final date would be set by DNC leadership after a second committee meeting next week.

And maybe not the last shoe. Donkeys have four legs