7.10.2021

Now the *even greener* new deal, woohoo!

Greenfield rally to seek moratorium on large-scale solar projects

For a moment there I thought we might lose our hard-earned reputation for being anti-everything but now, whew, we are saved.

7.08.2021

So maybe this furniture shortage turns out to be a good thing after all

Have a seat: Patio furniture shortage tells US economic tale

COCKEYSVILLE, Maryland (AP) — People used to go to Valley View Farms to buy five tomato plants and end up with $5,000 in patio furniture.

LOL

Fact Check-‘LOL’ acronym does not endorse Satan


Posts are wrongly saying that the acronym “LOL” stands for “Lucifer Our Lord”, and that those who use it are endorsing Satan.…

Priestess Serena Malone, administrator at Church of Satan, told Reuters via email that Satanists are atheists and do not have prayers. “So, it is a hoax,” Malone said.
Glad to have that cleared up.

I hope it works…

On O’Hare tarmac, Biden, Lightfoot huddle on Chicago violence before president’s Crystal Lake speech

“The strike forces announced on June 23 are a separate effort to stem gun violence,” the DOJ spokesperson said. “They will represent a sustained and focused coordination among federal, state, and local law enforcement partners across jurisdictions in significant firearms trafficking corridors.”

The aim is to “disrupt” the flow of guns before they get to Chicago.

… but given the government's track record at "distrupting" the flow of illegal drugs hither and yon, I think I won't bank on this plan just yet.

But here it's been raining every day

Drought Map of U.S.: These 11 States Are Suffering From Historic Levels of Extreme Drought

And it's forecast to keep raining for a while, with a tropical storm headed up the coast, our way.

New England weather sucks, except when it doesn't.

Wait…lunar what?

Rising seas, lunar wobble to increase U.S. coastal flooding in 2030s, NASA says

I'm starting to think ignorance really was bliss.

7.07.2021

Zonked

Methamphetamine in waterways may be turning trout into addicts

In May 2019, researchers in the United Kingdom announced they had found traces of illicit drugs, pharmaceuticals and pesticides in samples of freshwater shrimp.

And in May 2018, scientists working in Puget Sound, an inlet of the Pacific Ocean along the northwest coast of Washington state in the US, said that mussels in the area had tested positive for the prescription opioid oxycodone.

Yeah, couldn't have seen that coming /snark

Rise of Moors members, arrested after Massachusetts freeway standoff with police, clash with judge

An affidavit filed in court lists the guns, ammunition and equipment seized at the scene including two loaded rifles  a Ruger 556 with a 28-round magazine and a loaded Mossberg 12-gauge shotgun, and a loaded pistol.…

Also seized were more than 1,200 rounds of ammunition of different calibers, more than 130 loaded magazines and more than 120 12-gauge shotgun shells, according to the affidavit. The seizures, it says, included 10 ballistic vests, camouflage uniforms, helmets and a pair of night-vision goggles. 

Just your basic holiday weekend road trip 👀 

Another puzzle solved

What explains those UFOs: Earthlings make for excellent reality TV viewing on distant planets

7.06.2021

Because what else is going on?

 Bathrooms of the 20th Century

But…but…but…

Jared Kushner said 'I don't give a f--- about the future of the Republican Party,' according to a new book


When the rodents dive overboard…

Yikes!

Man bitten by neighbor's escaped python while sitting on the toilet


This happened in Austria, which is too close for me.

Wonders abound

Greenfield to be featured in ‘Viewpoint with Dennis Quaid’ series

“I’ve never gotten a really clear answer as to why the city of Greenfield was chosen, except I was told … the city of Greenfield popped up on their radar,” [Mayor] Wedegartner said.

7.05.2021

And all this time we thought it was the Russians

US priest: Exorcisms on the rise as demons now haunt victims by text

“By the way, several exorcists have had the same experience, getting texts from demons, and why not?” Rossetti said. “In the past they messed with electronics — TVs and lights turning off and on by themselves. Now they mess with cellphones.”

7.04.2021

When the adults are in charge

The hometown newspaper here excitedly reported the other day that the local Congresscritter, one Jim McGovern, has inserted into the House version of the government’s pending infrastructure bill $1.8 million for construction—excuse me, design and construction—of a new, one-mile sidewalk in our little burg.

That means, if we could bring said sidewalk in for a mere $1,000/yard we would have $40,000 left over for cigars.

That’s a lot of smoke.

Now, The City That Never Passes Out?

New proposal would bring 24-hour nightlife districts to New York City

Is it too late to mention this?

National Eat Beans Day – July 3, 2021

…a holiday that will give you a whole new appreciation for legumes as a food group. 

July 4

This just does not seem right:


 

Ohio State University museum goes to the dogs*

Dogs on display: Museum fetes 200 years of cartoon canines