Finally, whew, it's time for lunch

Close enough, anyway. I have been craving, as in Cray Ving, a grilled cheese sandwich all morning.

Now here it is.

Do we really need diddums? Really?

They say piracy killed the Amiga. Know what else it's killing? Malware sales. Awww, diddums • The Register

http://bit.ly/2NcK51K

OK, maybe if you're a Brit or something, but otherwise?

Oh that -ccino



Mormon church urges believers to avoid green tea, lattes and vaping - The Washington Post

https://wapo.st/2YWNs3N

Those farmers, they're just not like us here smart city folks

Could Iowa State Fair attendees name the 2020 Democratic candidates? - Washington Post

https://wapo.st/2NfhzfJ

My dad had one of these

youtu.be/EiBNtGSzrp4 from Chicago Inter Ocean's Tweet

OK, well, thanks for the advice

Please try again later once we have solved the problem.

Next, Autonag

Google Assistant will let you send reminders to friends and family - The Verge

http://bit.ly/2N7jnaC

Yes, Dear.

A spam too far

The 'pumpkin spice' craze is officially dead thanks to Spam

The ubiquity of the autumnal drink seemed to reach a fever pitch last fall — but this year, the flavor is officially getting canned.

http://bit.ly/2N0gzfr

Happy Left Handers Day (sinister)

International Left Handers Day: Famous Left-handed People, Left-handed Facts and Left-handed Products Revealed

http://bit.ly/2N2ngxB

Now _this_ is the definition of rofl*

Trump is trying to turn Biden's gaffes into a major liability - The Washington Post

"Joe Biden's verbal miscues have always been part of his charm…"

https://wapo.st/2N6aU7x

Maybe it's just that people aren't old enough any more. But really. Biden's gaffes are possibly the only thing on the planet Trump can't be blamed for. Joe Biden has been verbally miscuing since Methuselah was in diapers. (And running for President for almost that long, as well.) 

* I've been reading up on old-internet linguistics.

And no extra charge for admission

Venomous snake has been missing inside Bronx Zoo for a week

"I'm an animal lover so I'm rooting for the snake!" said the worker, who didn't even learn of the escapee until The Post broke the news last week.

http://bit.ly/2YOFDwY

The tinfoil hat goes mainstream

My 5G Blocker

https://my5gblocker.com/

A note from the Library of Congress

http://bit.ly/2YJweGS

Get your snark on

7 Shakespearean Insults to Make Life More Interesting | Merriam-Webster

http://bit.ly/2OO7QiX

Once upon a time in Iowa

Stumping 2020 candidates get grubby at Iowa State Fair

Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) had to look high-and-low in the heartland for something to fit his vegan diet Saturday, but ultimately found a "golden fried" peanut butter and jelly sandwich — served on a stick, naturally — according to USA Today.

http://bit.ly/2ONOFWv

When the world turns upside down

The last magnetic pole flip saw 22,000 years of weirdness | Ars Technica

http://bit.ly/2yW19AF

Why we need football to start *right away*

Today's !:00 PM listing on ABC in this quaint part of the world is Organic Juice Cleanse.

Really.