7.29.2023

The End of Civilization v. 728.6

Man who spent $20K to transform himself into border collie steps out for first-ever walk in public


“I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird," the guy says, becoming the world's first human talking dog.

To be fair, when he is in costume — oops…spoiler alert? — he doesn't speak, but is only the world's first human notewriting dog.

And…well, I'm no dog expert, but…he looks pretty good. I can see why another dog might want to give him a sniff.

7.28.2023

Fear sells newspapers

TV news shows too, if you're that sort of person.

Dial up your favorite channel or pick up a copy of the Times (or any other rag) and start counting.

  • Weather
  • Big Tech
  • MagaRepublicans
  • Especially Donald Trump
  • AI
  • Russia
  • The Bomb
  • China
  • The Southern Border
  • San Francisco
  • The IRS
  • Phishing
  • Sharks, jellyfish, whales and other assorted sea critters
  • Pronouns
  • Hunter Biden
  • UFOs
  • Florida
  • Social Media
  • Vaccines
  • Elon Musk
  • Shoplifting
Are we off the front page yet?

Maybe. But count on more tomorrow. If the world doesn't end first.

A little ode to Chicago…

…plucked from a TV-show review in the New York Times this morning. 

It is a metropolis big enough to accommodate any type of person or story, big enough that viewers do not expect to be offered quaint local color, and yet not culturally defined in the American mind in the ways New York City and Los Angeles are. Chicago is in the sweet spot, asking for no explanation, happy to serve as a kind of median city. Insofar as it does have a national reputation, it is as an unpretentious workhorse of a place: the “City of the Big Shoulders,” the city Nelson Algren compared to loving a woman with a broken nose. (“You may well find lovelier lovelies. But never a lovely so real.”)

[The review, concerning a TV show set in Chicago and named The Bear, is here.) 

7.27.2023

Still right on top of things in Lexington

‘Very docile’ boa constrictor seen slithering through Lexington, police say

Boa constrictors are not one of the 14 snakes native to Massachusetts, so authorities are taking matters into their own hands to get the snake off the streets.
Taking things into their own hands since 1775.

7.26.2023

Meanwhile, getting down to the important issues of the day…

In Summer’s Great Sock Debate, There Are No Winners

(The White House didn’t respond to a request for comment on Biden’s socks.)

The whole shocking story is at the (paywalled) Washington Post or Apple News.

7.25.2023

How's it going in our laboratories of democracy?

Georgia’s Big Peanut is back

“I think it represents home,” said Rebecca Miller, the chamber’s executive director. “I know it’s a small town, but when you say, ‘Have you seen the peanut?’ That’s me.”

 Bell tolls for Wisconsin man who wins Hemingway look-alike contest

Gerrit Marshall, a retired television broadcast engineer from Madison, prevailed Saturday night at Sloppy Joe’s Bar, a frequent hangout of Ernest Hemingway when he lived in Key West during the 1930s.

The sea otter harassing surfers off the California coast eludes capture as her fan club grows

The team trying to capture her has used a baited surfboard. She’s gotten on it multiple times in the past few days, according to Woodward. But as soon as a wildlife official towing the surfboard carrying her gets near the team’s boat, she dives off, he said.

Say goodbye to Bodypainting Day, New York City’s annual celebration of nudity and artistry

After Sunday’s body painting is finished, the participating artists and models will march through Greenwich Village, pose for a photo in Washington Square Park, ride a double-decker bus over the Manhattan Bridge and end the day with a party in Brooklyn, Golub said.

 

7.24.2023

Finally something new to worry about

"Cocaine sharks" may be exposed to drugs in the Florida Keys, researchers say

Large amounts of cocaine, often being brought to the U.S. on boats, wash up on our coasts annually, especially in the Florida Keys. Just last month, the Coast Guard announced it found 14,153 pounds of cocaine in the ocean in nearby Miami.
And just in time for Shark Week.

Luckily I live 100 miles from the ocean and way farther than that from the Florida Keys, but still. 

I'm not even stepping in puddles from now on.