The End of Civilization v. 728.6

Man who spent $20K to transform himself into border collie steps out for first-ever walk in public

“I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird," the guy says, becoming the world's first human talking dog.

To be fair, when he is in costume — oops…spoiler alert? — he doesn't speak, but is only the world's first human notewriting dog.

And…well, I'm no dog expert, but…he looks pretty good. I can see why another dog might want to give him a sniff.