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Here we go again

I wonder if there’s a market for geezers

'Rentable parents' will meet your teacher or significant other | New York Post

China, already known for rented girlfriends and boyfriends, is now offering people an opportunity to rent fake parents to avoid potentially awkward situations.

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One reason they’re called Great

Dave Sandford photographs the chaos of Lake Erie - Business Insider

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H/T Sam Guy

Thank you, Onion, we are feeling much better now

MTA Officials Assure New Yorkers That Today's Subway Will Run Just As Fucked Up As Normal

https://goo.gl/22XqV5

I still don’t get this. Can you stick one in a coffee machine?

Bitcoin futures soar amid frenzy over virtual currency

CHICAGO (AP) — Bitcoin's debut on a major U.S. exchange is a hit so far, with the price of the first-ever futures contract...

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