“I will not tolerate any more finger-pointing or irresponsibility,” he said [speaking of the Gulf oil mess]. “This is a responsibility that all of us share.”
To hell with it. It's Saturday, and I'm taking a nap.
Americans — the same Americans who buy everything TV tells them to buy and vote for the same shysters year after year, swallowing one lie after another whole — love to be told how tough and fearsome and independent they are.
HAMMOND, La. – At first, BP tried to stop the oil rushing into the Gulf of Mexico by flipping a blowout preventer switch. A week ago, they attempted to capture the leak with a 100-ton box. Now they've hit a snag as they try to guide a mile-long tube into the gusher to siphon the oil.
I mean, really. What's wrong with these guys?
This thing sounds like when my kitchen faucet sprang a leak - actually, a row of three or four leaks - back a while ago. Eventually I had to have it replaced (the plumber explained those kitchen faucet things are not, like, a pipe inside but actually two half pipes stuck together and then chromed over and where the leaks were was in the seam between the two halves) but, I say, but the duct tape worked for a while. Which is a whole while longer than any of these hotshot plans BP comes up with.
Plus, you can get it in different colors, which gives the whole project a festive look in a sort of sacrilegious way.
Our ever-alert Midwest Bureau wants to know...
'Youll be empowered with the clear and concise information you need to make the choices that are best for you. Well help stop predatory practices, and curb unscrupulous lenders, helping secure your familys financial future,'' Obama said.
''With reform, well make our financial system more transparent by bringing the kinds of complex, back-room deals that helped trigger this crisis into the light of day. Well prevent banks from taking on so much risk that they could collapse and threaten our whole economy.''
Or maybe just a sticky keyboard?
What happened to the apostrophes there, Times?
Youve heard of apostrophes, havent you?
May 4, 2010 - The national poll of 100 Americans turning 100 years of age or older this year reveals these centenarians are staying connected to family, friends, current events and pop culture and are increasingly using the latest technologies, including text messages, IMs and iPods, compared with two years ago.
Guns should be allowed in houses of worship as a way to protect congregants from attacks, if the pastor or head of the religious body approves, lawmakers said Wednesday.
The House voted 74-18 for House Bill 68 by Rep. Henry Burns, R-Haughton, sending it to the Senate for debate.
For more than three weeks now, crude oil has been erupting out of a pipe a mile underneath the surface of the Gulf of Mexico. A new analysis of seafloor video indicates that nearly 70,000 barrels could be gushing out every day, NPR reports. That figure is at least 10 times the U.S. Coast Guard's original estimate of the flow, and "the equivalent of one Exxon Valdez tanker every four days."
And nobody really knows where it is, or where it's headed.
...there's never been an oil spill this big and this deep before. Nor have authorities ever used chemical dispersants so widely.
Exactly. The seductive lure of dispersants is that they keep the oil out of sight - or nearly so - and, hopefully, off the beaches. And the birds. But nobody knows - certainly including that bastion of boundless optimism (oh go ahead and breathe, it won't kill you) the EPA - nobody knows, in an application this big (closing in on 500,000 gallons now) what harm the dispersants themselves (they are toxic chemicals) will do - or, for that matter, what the oil itself will do where it goes when it goes somewhere else.
"It's a trade-off, and no one will tell you using dispersants won't have an effect. You're trading one species for another," says Carys Mitchelmore, an environmental chemist at the University of Maryland Center for Environmental Science in Solomons and a co-author on a 2005 US National Academies report on dispersants.
link: Nature News
Don't worry about that pesky oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, BP CEO Tony Hayward says: It's "relatively tiny" compared to the "very big ocean."
link: Huffington Post
The Pope condemned same sex marriage as a "dangerous and insidious" challenge to society in an address to half a million Catholic faithful.
...is, nevertheless, not to keep his ignorance to himself.
You don’t have to look far for proof that this country must cut its dependence on fossil fuels and develop cleaner sources of energy.
It can be found in the oil-slicked Gulf of Mexico. It can be found in China’s aggressive efforts to win the global competition for green technologies and green jobs. And, most urgently, it can be found in the inexorable math of accumulating greenhouse gas emissions.
And where is the Senate? After a year of talking, utterly nowhere....
Engineers will have to make sure the 6-inch-wide tube is inserted deep enough into the 21-inch-wide pipe so gas and seawater don't mix, which can form crystals that could clog the tube. They'll also have to thread the tube into the pipe without hitting debris around the riser.
I worked with engineers more than once in a previous century on describing achievements they had made in various fields, and it turns out the first thing they want to tell you when they're telling you how they did something is how hard it was. Almost every engineering paper I've ever read (and sure, there are a lot I haven't, but almost every one I have) starts out: This was really, really hard because....
Plug that phrase into a Google search with the quote marks (or just click here) and you get 180,000 results (now that this post is included, maybe 180,001) including one today, the one that got me started here - claiming a larger U.S. trade deficit in March is evidence of a "rebounding U.S. economy," not to mention digital media, more demand for oil, continued growth in China, and even an increasing unemployment stat are all evidence thereof (although, in fairness, at least one story referred to a "no longer rebounding U.S. economy," so the news is not all good). Just nearly all.
It's 45 degrees here today and I'm only interested in a rebounding U.S. temp.
"The president is frustrated with everything, the president is frustrated with everybody, in the sense that we still have an oil leak," spokesman Robert Gibbs said.
Ten percent of Americans believe environmentalists intentionally sabotaged the oil rig Deepwater Horizon off the Gulf Coast according to a poll released Tuesday, apparently as part of a ploy to reduce Americans' support for offshore drilling
link: Raw Story
Oh yeah. Rush Limbaugh fans. Of course.
Lawmakers are expected to ask oil industry giant BP, which operated the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig 40 miles off the Louisiana coast, why its drilling plans discounted the risk that such a catastrophic pipeline rupture would ever happen, and why it assumed that if a leak did occur, the oil would not pose a major threat.
The time to ask questions like that is not after the lid blows off.
You learn the darndest things on the internets. For example, I just found out that the Gulf of Mexico is the primary disposal site for unexploded military munitions – over 30 million pounds of bombs, projectiles and chemical ordnance.
And because records are spotty and incomplete, we don’t know exactly where these dumps are.
(Are you following me?) Many of these bombs are unstable. Just about anything could detonate them – say, an oil rig that’s digging deeper than what owners noted on their permit application. So we’re leasing offshore drilling rights to oil companies IN A FRICKIN’ MINE FIELD.
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AT this moment, poised between the release of “How to Train Your Dragon” — seven weeks and around $200 million of domestic box office in the past — and the arrival of the next and final “Shrek” movie two weekends from now, we find ourselves in the middle of what film historians of the future may remember as the great 3-D frenzy of 2010.