10.26.2023

Going for gold (or green at least) — and more

First ever Florida Man games will feature beer belly wrestling and ‘evading arrest’ obstacle course

Among the contests planned for next February in St. Augustine, Florida, according to organizers, are the Evading Arrest Obstacle Course in which contestants jump over fences and through yards while being chased by real police officers; the Category 5 Cash Grab in which participants try to grab as much money [sic] in a wind-blowing booth; and the self-explanatory beer-belly wrestling.

Controversy equalizes the foolish and the wise

Love it or hate it, feelings run high over candy corn come Halloween

In the pantheon of high-emotion candy, the classic shiny tricolor kernels in autumn’s white, orange and yellow are way up there. Fans and foes alike point to the same attributes: its plastic or candle-like texture (depending on who you ask) and the mega-sugar hit it packs.
As any right-thinking person will agree, candy corn is the one true purpose of celebrating Halloween, never mind all the witches and the goblins. Stores should be stocked with it year-round but since they're often not, buy plenty of it now. It's got to last at least until those squishy chickens show up at Easter. (They're chickens aren't they? Or ducks?)

10.25.2023

Could the Republicans be on to something there?

Aside from the pesky budgeting problem…and it is a problem, make no mistake…but aside from that, maybe we don't really need a House of Representitives much. Who misses it? Aside from a bunch of TV talking heads.

Maybe we should try shutting it down more often.

Might be a good idea.

10.24.2023

But what can you buy with one?

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Federal authorities have released more details and unsealed charges in the theft of more than 2 million dimes earlier this year from a tractor-trailer that had picked up the coins from the U.S. Mint in Philadelphia.…

The indictment unsealed Friday alleges that after the theft, thousands of dimes were converted into cash at coin machines in Maryland or through deposits to at least four different suburban Philadelphia banks, the newspaper reported.

 Not much. Oops.

Associated Press

"Mission Impossible" impossible

Next ‘Mission: Impossible’ delayed a year as actors strike drags on

At least right now.

As Hollywood’s labor turmoil has continued, it’s increasingly upended release plans not just for movies this fall that want to wait until their stars can promote them, but some of next year’s top big-screen attractions.

Just one crisis after another these days, seems like.

10.23.2023

Untangling the skein of history is a fool's errand

From the History Channel

King David ruled the region around 1000 B.C. His son, who became King Solomon, is credited with building the first holy temple in ancient Jerusalem. In about 931 B.C., the area was divided into two kingdoms: Israel in the north and Judah in the south.

Around 722 B.C., the Assyrians invaded and destroyed the northern kingdom of Israel. In 568 B.C., the Babylonians conquered Jerusalem and destroyed the first temple, which was replaced by a second temple in about 516 B.C.

For the next several centuries, the land of modern-day Israel was conquered and ruled by various groups, including the Persians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Fatimids, Seljuk Turks, Crusaders, Egyptians, Mamelukes, Islamists and others.

From 1517 to 1917, what is today Israel, along with much of the Middle East, was ruled by the Ottoman Empire.

In the late 19th and early 20th century, an organized religious and political movement known as Zionism emerged among Jews.

Zionists wanted to reestablish a Jewish homeland in Palestine. Massive numbers of Jews immigrated to the ancient holy land and built settlements. Between 1882 and 1903, about 35,000 Jews relocated to Palestine. Another 40,000 settled in the area between 1904 and 1914.

When World War I ended in 1918 with an Allied victory, the 400-year Ottoman Empire rule ended, and Great Britain took control over what became known as Palestine (modern-day Israel, Palestine and Jordan).

The British controlled Palestine until Israel, in the years following the end of World War II, became an independent state in 1947.

And of course there's more. War — or impending war — in the Middle East has become a staple of recent history. 

But the who-started-it squabble is lost in the sands of millenia.