They do this just to make me crazy, right?

 

What other reason could there be?

I'll tell you what: None.

I saw…

 …a memorial stone in Westminster Abbey for a soldier who had been fatally shot in the head with a cannon ball, but apparently Oklahomans are made of sterner stuff.

Man survives being stabbed through the head with a flagpole, police say

OK

[The stabber was charged with felony maiming.]

Wait a minute…

Northern Ireland weather: Disruption likely as yellow rain warning put in place

…yellow rain?

A yellow weather warning for rain has been issued from 00:01 BST on Saturday to 12:00 on Saturday by the Met Office.

Ahh. Whew.

There'll always be an England. 

File under How Dumb Do They Think We Are

From this morning's New York Times front (web) page:

NEWS ANALYSIS

Trump’s Case Has Broad Implications for American Democracy

The third indictment of the former president is the first to get to the heart of the matter: Can a sitting leader of the country spread lies to hold onto power even after voters reject him?

 Duh.

Get a grip, NYTimes.

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