8.28.2020

The case of the perspicacious porker

Neuralink demonstrates its next-generation brain-machine interface

 During a live demo, readings from a pig’s brain were shown onscreen. When the pig touched an object with its snout, neurons captured by Neuralink’s technology (which had been embedded in the pig’s brain two months prior) fired in a visualization on a television monitor.

Yes, maybe, and you're kidding, right?

 

Long-awaited Celera 500L 'bullet' plane is finally revealed


Boston-based Transcend Air is also working on competitively priced city-to-city trips in six-person planes, again with a pre-pandemic launch date of 2024.

And in January this year, Uber and Hyundai revealed they are working on a four-seater electric flying vehicle that can be summoned by app. 

True, "Jaws" was better

Shark crashes Coast Guard cutter’s swim call in Pacific Ocean

“It wasn’t the panic of the 4th of July scene from ‘Jaws,’ but once everyone realized what was happening, they moved with a purpose!” the post said.

(A little move at the link.)

8.27.2020

Just about time for a flu shot again.

(To put this in perspective, the flu vaccination reduces the risk of flu illness by between 40% and 60%, according to the  Centers for Disease Control .)

Right. Somehow I felt better when I thought it was a slam-dunk.

Meanwhile, where the COVID is concerned, "if 75% of the population gets a Covid-19 vaccine, it would need to be at least 80% effective to fully end the pandemic without any other measures," says CNBC.

Swell.  

And in Illinois they'd both be right

 US and Russia blame each other for military vehicle collision in Syria that injured four American troops

Well, maybe. I haven't lived in Illinois for nearly 30 years, so maybe it's changed by now. But then, if you were involved in an accident it was partly your fault even though the other guy clearly hit you. You could be standing still at a stop light and get hit from behind and it would still be partly your fault just because because.

That way, both insurance companies got to raise their rates, I guess. Pretty slick.

Can Syria be any worse?

One more, just because.


8.26.2020

Imagine my dismay

 

Facebook says Apple iPhone update will hurt ability to target ads

The system currently allows Facebook to connect users’ off-Facebook activities with their profile to better serve personalized advertisements. But with Apple doubling down on privacy in its new iPhone software, Facebook’s tools will be limited.

Finally a vacation plan that…oh, wait

Why The Super-Rich Are Leaving Spain And Setting Sail For Turkey

Costing an estimated $4m a week, Flying Fox is said to be the largest yacht available to charter in the world.

And not only that

 Capt. Kirk to Space Force: Let’s debate rank names

Star Trek's Captain Kirk would be called Colonel Kirk in the U.S.'s new Space Force, which was created from a rib of the Air Force which used to be the Army, of course, and so uses proper Army rank names—whereas second lieutenants on the Starship Enterprise are called ensigns, after the naval custom, and in the Navy everything is weird. Which is a matter even now being debated in Congress because they, the Congress, seem to have run out of anything useful to do. 

A more pressing matter, however, is what's with the jungle-camo uniforms they wear, those Space Forcers, and what are they not telling us here? Are they planning to invade some heavily-foliaged planet in some alternate tropically-warmed galaxy or are they hiding from Martians who are already here? Also, what about 5G?

Fortunately we have retired (Air Force) general David Deptula, dean of the Mitchell Institute of Aerospace Studies to explain, “space may be the final frontier, but our Space Force will not be cruising alien planets like Captain Kirk."

Actually they'll be just, you know, staying here. Like the Army.

A year that just keeps getting worse…and worse…and worse…

Harpoon, Dunkin' Team Up to Launch Coffee- and Donut-Infused Beers

"We're excited to elevate our collaboration with Harpoon this fall with the introduction of Harpoon Dunkin' Pumpkin beer and the first-ever Harpoon beer made with real Dunkin' donuts," said Brian Gilbert, vice president of retail business development at Dunkin'. "We have no doubt the new donut brews, along with the rest of this new fall lineup, will bring the same moments of sweetness and smiles our coffee and donuts have created for 70 years."

8.25.2020

Imagine that

Some Trump administration claims on effectiveness of convalescent plasma are wrong or dubious, scientists say

“I have been criticized for remarks I made Sunday night about the benefits of convalescent plasma. The criticism is entirely justified,” Hahn wrote.

No, really?

 Nose-swabbing COVID-19 robot offers terrifying vision of the future

The company admitted that allowing a robot arm to stick a swab up your nose can seem scary.

I kind of like the whole idea of robots but… 

8.24.2020

About the same chance Trump had of winning last time, then?

NASA isn't worried about pre-election-day asteroid 2018 VP1

The Michael Jordan-sized asteroid has a 0.41% chance of entering Earth's atmosphere.

One day at a time

 I went to the hospital this morning for a blood test and the moment I got in the door they blasted my head with temperature rays and asked if I was washing behind my ears. I said yes, of course, and they declared me safe from the Trump virus for one more day.

They they drained out a bucket of blood; I don't know what that was for. I guess I'll find out next week.

Next week I'm taking a bus to the other side of town to visit my clinic. It'll be the farthest away from home  I've been since March. 

I'm not sure I remember how to pack.

And shouldn't we all get at least one day off for this?

 From the (paywalled) Washington Post:

Coronavirus crisis spawned more scams than any other event in the last decade

For fraudsters, the coronavirus pandemic has been like Christmas, Valentine’s Day and the Super Bowl all rolled into one.

If you're a car nerd (or a submarine nerd) this one's for you

 The wild world of vehicle camouflage

8.23.2020

Drop everything

‘Squeeze Me’ proves that the Trump era is Carl Hiaasen’s moment

Lampooning the rich is a longtime American literary pastime, and no writer has ever been blessed with more fertile territory in that regard than Palm Beach. On the very first page we meet Kiki Pew Fitzsimmons, of the “aerosol Pews” and one of the Trump-loving “Potussies,” a bevy of hard-drinking, bejeweled heiresses, who at a ball in POTUS’s honor serenade him with a song they made up, “Big Unimpeachable You.”

Due out (hopefully) August 25, Hiaasen's long-awaited new book (any new Hiaasen book is long-awaited by me) looks like a screamer.

This review is from the (paywalled) Washington Post—you can also read about it at Amazon, Apple Books, Barnes & Nobel, etc.