2.17.2024

Pancaked, in other words

In this centuries-old English pancake race, ‘you just have to go flat out’

The tradition has been repeated over the centuries — not only in Olney but across England and even in the United States, where the Kansas town of Liberal copied the idea and has been trying to outrun their friendly British rivals for 75 years.

This year the U.S. leg won, with Pamela Bolivar, a 19-year-old college student and nursing assistant, crossing the line in a time of 63.03 seconds. It was one of the closest races ever.

Monuments Women too

WWII Monuments Men weren’t all men. The female members finally move into the spotlight

The last working WWII-era monuments officer was a woman. After operations wound down around 1950, Ardelia Hall carried on the mission into the early 1960s from the State Department, keeping a list of still-missing works and urging museums and art dealers to be on the lookout. A woman, Capt. Edith Standen, also had the forethought while in post-war Germany to record all of her fellow monuments officers’ names.


2.16.2024

Not really anything to worry about

Ending a sentence with a preposition (such as with, of, and to [or about]) is permissible in the English language.

Many people believe that the rule originated with the 17th century poet John Dryden, who in 1672 chastised Ben Jonson: "The preposition in the end of the sentence; a common fault with him.” Jonson probably didn’t take much heed of this admonition, seeing as how he was dead, but untold millions of people have suffered in the subsequent years as a result.

Good question, Bunky

What Does the U.S. Space Force Actually Do?

The current “threats” in space are less sci-fi than you might expect, but there are a surprising number of them: At least 44,500 space objects now circle Earth, including 9,000 active satellites and 19,000 significant pieces of debris.

Does for space what the Navy does for the seas, would be one answer. One thing it doesn't do is add significantly to the military budget. It combines facilities and personnel that were already committed to space projects but distributed across the various services into one coherent (one hopes) command, that provides a better career path for professionals and presumably has more political clout.

And about time, looks like.



2.15.2024

I'm amazed…

Vast majority of Americans believe federal government doing bad job on the border: poll


…it isn't 100%. No matter what side of the issue you're on, the feds are doing a lousy job. And let's not even get started on Ukraine or Gaza. 

You can't pander to everybody at once. It just won't work.

When a bot whispers in your ear…

AI-powered romantic chatbots are a privacy nightmare

When the researchers tested the app, they found it “sent out 24,354 ad trackers within one minute of use.”

…it may already be too late. 

Where the girls are the fairest and the boys are the squarest *

Democrats look to Nebraska to shore up Biden’s blue wall

“The industrial north strategy — the old blue wall that held even for Al Gore and John Kerry when they lost — you now need Nebraska-2 to make that math work,” said Kyle Kondik, an election handicapper at the University of Virginia’s Center for Politics. “The importance is that it may be that Biden’s best path back to a second term is to essentially hold the Upper Midwest and win Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.”

First of all, Pennsylvania is not a Midwestern state, though it may seem that way to people in Washington, D.C. All we can say for sure is there are four Cornhuskers in D.C., one for each of Nebraska's four electoral votes.

The story of how Nebraska (and Maine) came to vote by congressional district instead of by state in Presidential elections is here, in the Smithsonian magazine.

* From the fight song, Dear Old Nebraska U, Words and Music by Harry Pecha, class of 1924. I learned to sing it in the second grade but this line, and "we'll all stick together in all kinds of weather" were the only two (or four) I could remember; I had to look the rest of the lyrics up (it's the second one on the list). 

Only the Second District, which includes Omaha and Lincoln (the site of said university) is true blue, it turns out.

2.14.2024

Brave new world

Biden campaign joins TikTok in an effort to reach younger voters

The Biden campaign announced his arrival on the platform with a video captioned “lol hey guys”…

Happy Valentine's Day

For Over 160 Years, You Could Sue For A Broken Heart With Illinois’ ‘Heart Balm’ Laws

By 1935, a national effort was made to outlaw “love rackets” across the county. “States Act to Curb Evils of ‘Heart Balm’ Lawsuits,” a Tribune headline read, surrounded by photos of paramours, accusers and once-happy couples.

That year, the state legislature passed a bill to abolish the laws; however, it was ruled unconstitutional by the Illinois Supreme Court in 1946. In 1947, additional laws were passed by the state to once again outlaw the heartbreak torts — but the following year they were also found unconstitutional on the grounds that “the laws deny … the right to adequate recovery for a wrong.”

There'll always be a Chicago

West Side couple celebrates love connection like royalty — at White Castle

"White Castle has a signature taste, their burgers are not the same as everyone else's, like the small portions and everything," she said. "It pretty much describes my personality to just be unique, not trying to be or do things like others."

A little back-of-the-envelope arithmetic

U.S. population as of 2021 is 289 million people (281 million, really, but who's counting).

The median age in the U.S. is 35.3.

That means 140 million people who meet the age requirement for being President.

Let's say half of those people are unqualified for some other reason. Any reason you like. Wrong color eyes. Wear ugly shoes. Anything.

That leaves 70 million people to choose from.

You can do the rest of this yourself.


2.13.2024

This fresh-air flying fad seems to be catching on

Door falls off small plane in midair in New York

Police said officers searched the area but were unable to locate the door.

Will wing walking make a comeback next?

PLEASE let's not hear more

Tom Cruise, 61, and Russian socialite Elsina Khayrova, 36, reportedly make relationship official: ‘They’ve grown very close’

"They enjoy hanging out together and despite their wealth, do a lot of the things that normal couples do.”

Taylor Swift's minute of Super Bowl fame

Bombshell Report Shows Taylor Swift’s Actual Amount Of Airtime During Super Bowl 58, And It’s Not What Anyone Expected

 [SPOILER ALERT; Didn't last a minute.]

The songstress was shown for just 54 seconds on the CBS broadcast and viewed just twelve times. According to analyst Jason Pauley, footage of Swift accounted for just 0.36 percent of the four hours and eight minutes of game time on Sunday night.

But came pretty close. 

2.12.2024

Who makes this stuff up?

 


The Weather Bureau, of course. This is the prediction of how much snow we're likely to get tomorrow: A little, a lot, or something in between. 

They might as well say just wait and see.


Not crushing it: Wearing it

Brazil’s aluminum can street party brings joy, and a green message, to revelers

“In addition to being beautiful, it’s really fun,” said Fábia do Carmo Carvalho, 19, who has been parading with the group for several years.

 Carnival.

Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras) is tomorrow. Let the good times roll.

Each quarter of a football game is 15 minutes long

And at least some of that time is spent just standing around. And of course there are times when the clock doesn't run. Still, last night's Super Bowl taking more than four hours to stage does seem a big excessive.

(And for much of that time, the game seemed a little bland — but the ending made up for everything.)

I kind of liked the Christopher Walken commercial but this morning I have no idea what it was for.

Only 171 days now until the Hall of Fame game kicks off the next pre-season, August 1.

2.11.2024

As I was saying just the other day

 


(Maybe they're bunnies, not chickens. But what does it really matter?)

And the difference is…

Why the Age Issue Is Hurting Biden So Much More Than Trump

Democrats and Mr. Biden’s supporters say the two men are held to different standards.

…duh…the difference…not mentioned in this NYTimes piece…is Biden is President of the USA and the presumptive Leader of the Free World™, and a guy with a fleet of B-1 bombers at his command, not to mention some 3,700 nuclear weapons. Trump is none of those things and hopefully never will be. And if he is, well, at least Biden won't.

It's an election year, so we should at least try to start paying attention here.

(Not to be totally dismissive of the Times op-ed in question here, it does commit an euphemistic triumph with the following:

[Biden] has always been vulnerable to verbal slips and malapropisms.

Indeed.) 


ADD:

To be clear, neither one of these guys should be President. You know that, right? We really need to do better than this.