Hold on…wait a minute…does anybody ever read these headlines?

Trump Twitter bots, numbering in millions, could be used for evil - NY Daily News

"The millions of Twitter bots that President Trump counts as followers could eventually be "weaponized" to spread fake and misleading news stories …"

False info on the internet? We are shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

The press…the media…whatever it is we call it these days…should really put their collective faces in a paper bag and b r e a t h e. 


Merriam-Webster coincidentally choses "Abdicate" as word of the day

Abdicate | Definition of Abdicate by Merriam-Webster

Or is there a little covfefe here?

Airport gets buggy but Big Apple survives

Apocalyptic swarm of mosquitoes hits La Guardia | New York Post

"Mosquitoes are not a bigger problem across the city this year, however, said Julien Martinez, spokesman for the city Health Department."

If instead of "climate change" you talked about "chocolate shortage" you'd get some action

The End of Cheap Chocolate? Cocoa Futures Surge Most on Record - Bloomberg

"Some growing regions in Ivory Coast and Ghana, the second-largest producer, have been dry and need moisture to aid early crop growth, according to Gaithersburg, Maryland-based MDA Weather Services. Trees are also stressed from a lack of moisture in Indonesia’s Sulawesi region."

For that person who has everything…

Mexican businessman launches 'Trump' toilet paper after insults - NY Daily News



Just one more reason I believe there's no such place as Iowa

Kumail Nanjiani Tells Grads To 'Have Sex With An Immigrant'

Immigrants may feel a little tense about what's happening in American these days, but comedian Kumail Nanjiani has a plan to make things feel a little more relaxing for everyone. ...

"Have sex with an immigrant," Nanjiani told the graduates of Grinnell College in Iowa during a commencement speech. "We're going through a tough time right now, and it would just be really great for morale."

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