If instead of "climate change" you talked about "chocolate shortage" you'd get some action

The End of Cheap Chocolate? Cocoa Futures Surge Most on Record - Bloomberg

"Some growing regions in Ivory Coast and Ghana, the second-largest producer, have been dry and need moisture to aid early crop growth, according to Gaithersburg, Maryland-based MDA Weather Services. Trees are also stressed from a lack of moisture in Indonesia’s Sulawesi region."