If you haven't got your shopping done for Thursday's dinner yet, forget about it. Cancel the whole thing and plan on pizza, delivered. Groceries are no longer an option. Trust me on this.
I went to the grocery store yesterday - what a disaster. Parking lot jammed with little old ladies in SUVs. Inside, a zoo.
Ladies. Please. IM, or something. The soup aisle is
not the place to hold reunions with all your friends.
No matter how long you stand and stare at the lettuce,
the price will not change. Just pick one up and go.
And yes, it
is too late to buy a frozen turkey, OK?
Ah. Sorry. Wandered off there for a minute. Just take my word for it. Do not go.