7.01.2017

You thought they just had cheese in Wisconsin, but no

Escaped elephant strolls through Wisconsin neighborhood | KOMO



HEADLINE: Mayor wears wrong shorts

No kidding.

We need an app for this

Kids better at using technology than tying their shoes: study | New York Post



Finally there's some good news

NASA clarifies: We don't have child sex slaves on Mars | New York Post


"There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren't. There are," Guy Webster, a spokesperson for NASA's Mars exploration, was forced to tell The Daily Beast. "But there are no humans."


6.29.2017

Hope is not dead

Man with Monopoly 'Get out of jail free' card can't avoid arrest - NY Daily News



Only in New York

SEE IT: Snake wraps itself around pole on L train - NY Daily News


While nearly everyone on the train seemed unfazed by the zoo-like atmosphere, one man can be heard saying, "Snakes on a train, yo, snakes on a train."

6.25.2017

We used to call these sunshowers (maybe we still do)

A perfect little summer rain for about three minutes. Just enough to water the grass, wash the street, and rinse the air.

Oh, the humanity

Canada is running out of weed | New York Post