You thought they just had cheese in Wisconsin, but no

Escaped elephant strolls through Wisconsin neighborhood | KOMO

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HEADLINE: Mayor wears wrong shorts

No kidding.

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We need an app for this

Kids better at using technology than tying their shoes: study | New York Post

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Finally there's some good news

NASA clarifies: We don't have child sex slaves on Mars | New York Post

"There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren't. There are," Guy Webster, a spokesperson for NASA's Mars exploration, was forced to tell The Daily Beast. "But there are no humans."

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Hope is not dead

Man with Monopoly 'Get out of jail free' card can't avoid arrest - NY Daily News

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Only in New York

SEE IT: Snake wraps itself around pole on L train - NY Daily News

While nearly everyone on the train seemed unfazed by the zoo-like atmosphere, one man can be heard saying, "Snakes on a train, yo, snakes on a train."

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At the corner

We used to call these sunshowers (maybe we still do)

A perfect little summer rain for about three minutes. Just enough to water the grass, wash the street, and rinse the air.

Oh, the humanity

Canada is running out of weed | New York Post

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