2.11.2023

File under What Could Possibly Go Wrong

A solution to the climate crisis: mining the moon, researchers say

The seemingly outlandish concept, outlined in a new research paper, would involve creating a “solar shield” in space by mining the moon of millions of tons of its dust and then “ballistically eject[ing]” it to a point in space about 1m miles from Earth, where the floating grains would partially block incoming sunlight.

2.10.2023

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The not-so friendly skies

US shoots down another high-altitude ‘object’ over Alaska: Pentagon

“We’re calling this an object, because that’s the best description we have right now. We do not know who owns it,” [an] NSC spokesman said.

Probably not the best time to be test-flying your new object, in Alaska at least. 

And don't even get us started on baby carrots

How the ‘boneless wing’ became a tasty culinary lie

“Most people have no idea where any of this stuff comes from.… You can blame the food companies, but we’re buying it.”

The National Chicken Council (which, one supposes, is not comprised of chickens) estimates Americans will eat 1.45 billion chicken wings (not all of which are, well, wings) on Super Bowl Sunday.

Tom Super (really), senior vice president of communications (of course) for the National Chicken Council (and not a chicken himself) speaks of “a way to move more boneless/skinless breast meat that continues currently to be in ample supply.”


2.09.2023

This is just…worth the read

WE’VE LOST THE PLOT

Our constant need for entertainment has blurred the line between fiction and reality—on television, in American politics, and in our everyday lives.

In late 2022, The New York Times revealed that George Santos, a newly elected Republican representative from Long Island, had invented or wildly inflated not just his résumé (a familiar political sin) but his entire biography. Santos had, in essence, run as a fictional character and won.

It's from The Atlantic, and it's not a short piece. So set aside a little time.  

No comment. At all. None.

Indian government asks people to hug cows on Valentine’s Day

Not to often do you hear…

…a President accused of pluck. But that's what happens in this NPR piece about the recent SOTU speech.

5 takeaways from Biden's State of the Union address

Some of what is likely to make Democrats comfortable is the pluck he showed — the willingness and ability to spar with Republicans and depict them not as normal, but extreme.
"Spirited and determined courage" is how New Oxford American defines it. 

It's the cat food part I don't understand

Minnesotans tried to feed trapped black bear Pop-Tarts, Swedish Fish and cat food


Otherwise sounds like just normal Minnesota stuff.

2.08.2023

And computer is…wrong

Google shares tank after AI chatbot Bard flunks during rollout

"The rollout of Google’s highly anticipated ChatGPT rival, Bard, turned into a $100 billion fumble on Wednesday after the AI chatbot spit out inaccurate information in a company advertisement."

That happens? (I mean the computer-is-wrong part, not the $100 billion part. Who cares about the $100 billion part?)

Apparently, it does. 

Which restores my faith in the universe, just a little bit.

Also from New York Magazine

My EV Is Big and Strong

These ads document the EV arms race playing out right now as companies beef up their electric offerings with higher profiles, spikier bodies, and more imposing grilles. It’s like the industry’s answer to Marjorie Taylor Greene’s dig that “Democrats like Pete Buttigieg want to emasculate the way we drive and force all of you to rely on electric vehicles.” (Buttigieg later went on Fox News to reassure the nation that his “sense of manhood” has nothing to do with how his car is powered.) That all of this is ridiculous and predictable doesn’t make it trivial.

Just because it's fun. 

Life outside the loop

 This article in New York Magazine:

Why Is the Floor of the Oculus Already Crumbling?

I guess the name of the magazine should be a clue. (There is a loop in Chicago, but it's spelled Loop.) This loop is the loop in Out of the Loop: What is Oculus, anyway?

Turns out it's a fancy subway station in Manhattan. 

2.05.2023

I know…naughty, naughty…

…but this is funny. Isn't it?

The strange censorship of HBO movie posters

HBO Max is censoring cigarettes from old movie posters.

Just look at the pictures (at the link above) and try not to giggle, just a little.