Fear sells newspapers

TV news shows too, if you're that sort of person.

Dial up your favorite channel or pick up a copy of the Times (or any other rag) and start counting.

• Weather
• Big Tech
• MagaRepublicans
• Especially Donald Trump
• AI
• Russia
• The Bomb
• China
• The Southern Border
• San Francisco
• The IRS
• Phishing
• Sharks, jellyfish, whales and other assorted sea critters
• Pronouns
• Hunter Biden
• UFOs
• Florida
• Social Media
• Vaccines
• Elon Musk
• Shoplifting

Are we off the front page yet?

Maybe. But count on more tomorrow. If the world doesn't end first.