8.06.2008

"Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal ..."

Some headlines, the AP reconfirms, just write themselves.



WASHINGTON - Attention, America: Paris has spoken. Paris Hilton, the blonde, doe-eyed celebrity thrust into the presidential campaign in an ad by Republican candidate John McCain, issued a tart rebuttal Tuesday, albeit in a scantily clad, tongue-in-cheek kind of way.

[From Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad - Yahoo! News]

On a roll, the AP photo caption identifies Hilton as an U.S. actress and model.


It's gonna be a long, long day.



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