A little budget cut in News.

So I'm on my way to the library and there's a news van parked across from the courthouse. Some CBS outlet - Springfield, probably. If we had a news outlet here they could have done a story on it. A news van! Here!

Anyway, I'm not in the library long. Forgot my card. And when I come out, here's this newsbabe talking to herself. Well, I mean, by herself. First she'd look through the camera viewfinder and then she'd run around in front of the camera and start talking. And then she'd run back around and look in the viewfinder again. I would have volunteered to help her. But I forgot that card too.

I bet Katie doesn't work that hard.