NEW YORK (AP) - There's nobody nice on this Christmas list: snowman stabbers, Grinch snatchers, wreath-robbing weasels. 'Tis the season for strange crimes by even stranger people, with police blotters expanding faster than a 6-year-old's wish list of gifts.
Wait. There's a law against snowman stabbing now?
"Why me?" asked Frosty's owner, Matt Williquette. "And why Frosty?"
Oh. Inflatable snowman. Well then.
But really, running away with the Steppin' Out Dance Studio Christmas float - now, that's bad.
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