6.21.2006

A man, a plan...

Apart from the issues of spiritual development that pave the way for ascension, there is also a glaring omission in the scientific research and development approach toward achieving human immortality: no one is working on converting the human body's fuel source from food to direct energy and the subsequent questions of how to deal with the mitochondria. The traditional scientific research community, despite their great leaps forward in genetic research, would presumably laugh at the idea that such a thing is even possible.

Ascension

Or so, at least, says Wiley Brooks, the founder of The Breatharian Institute of America, which is offering The Ultimate Billionaire's Worshops to to redress the traditional scientific community's cluelessness. From Jacob (that'd be the Jacob in Seattle or somewhere around there, somewhere in the top left corner) comes this report:

They interviewed the [Breatharian] “founder” on the Libertarian pod cast.  His class is 1 million dollars until September, and then it goes to 10 million.  The first stage of his “ascension “ plan is the following:

  • Eat one double quarter pounded w/ cheese a day – can only get from McDonalds
  • drink only diet coke

 
The best part is that there are no refunds under any circumstances.

Which, come to think of it, would only make sense.

Take that, traditional scientific community. Yeah, you heard what I said. Take that.

4 comments:

...e... said...

panama?

Ted Compton said...

"a man, a plan, a canal, panama"

...e... said...

yeah, that's what i said.

i don't remember the canal part in the phrase tough.

Ted Compton said...

well if it didn't have a canal it wouldn't be a palindrome.