Bulletins from the bunker.

At a "press" conference in the DOOFUSbunker (in the Indian Treaty Room - what does that do to your confidence level, dude?) the DOOFUS said...

This war on terror is the calling of a new generation; it is the calling of our generation. Success is essential to securing a future of peace for our children and grandchildren. And securing this peace for the future is going to require a sustained commitment from the American people and our military.

And...

I encourage you all to go shopping more.

Also...

I wish you all a happy holiday.

Yeah, he said that too.

We're screwed.