Blind guy banned from driving. For drink.

Errr, no, it was the other guy who was drink.

A virtually blind New Zealand man has been banned from driving after taking the wheel from a drink driver.

Or maybe the guy who wrote the story was a little drink. But not the judge, though. He was stone cold sober, banned the blind guy from driving for two years.

Come to think of it, though, this might be a really, really great line.

But Officer, we did have a designated driver. But he was blind.

That just might work! If the cop is drink enough.