Think twice before you pinch a granny.

Women aged 59 to 91 attempt to enlist in armed forces at Times Square recruitment center, get pinched for blocking the entrance. "Not guilty," says the judge.

Setting Grandmotherhood Aside, Judge Lets 18 Go in Peace - New York Times: "'Listen to your granny, she knows best,' crowed Joan Wile, 74, a retired cabaret singer and jingle writer who was one of the defendants."