4.25.2006

Brits perfect teen repellant.

Teenage control and deterrent products for shops and homes Compound Security Systems Mosquito: "The Times newspaper in England reports that the device was first used at a Spar shop in Barry, South Wales, where the owner Robert Gough was enthusiastic about the device's success in driving away the local youths. 'Either someone has come along and wiped them off the face of the earth, or it's working' he is quoted as saying."


A Spar shop is, apparently a covenience store, as Spar's web site puts it, "with an exciting range of fresh foods with everything from ready meals, to fresh snacks, as well as cheese and champagne, there is something for everyone." Except for pesky teens. Pesky teens are not wanted. Because we know what those pesky teens have on their minds and it's not fresh snacks. Oh no. It's not fresh snacks at all.

2 comments:

...e... said...

i thought it was fresh snacks.

Ted Compton said...

really? fresh snacks?