Massive pig-out attack underway.

First a truckload of potato chips "appears" in a Pennsylvania police barracks, then a $100,000 shipment of Red Bull goes missing in Tennessee.

Thieves steal trailer filled with Red Bull - Boston.com: "The truck's window had been broken and its satellite tracking system disabled, making the thief's flight untraceable. In its commercials, Red Bull claims that it 'gives you wings!'"

And in a related development ("Red Bull" link, above) Ohio police discover trailer emptied of Kraft sauce shipment.

Coincidence?