Whoa! Here's what spending too many days in sub-zero weather can do.

A guy named Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is running for Governor of Minnesota, claiming to be even more evil than the criminals and terrorists and if one of them has a beef with the U.S. of A. they can damn well take it up with him. Also claiming, by the way, to be a "Satanic Dark
Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch."

(I'm pointing all this out, Mr. Impaler, in the friendliest of ways.)

He is also (and yes, this may come as a surprise) a professional wrestler, albeit a somewhat former one, and Go-Kart racer.

Well.

You have to admit this is more fun than watching the Alito hearings.

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