GIRLS KEEP OUT

Ok guys. Now that we're alone here, listen up. This is huge. There are a bunch of so-called "scientists" (who are these wimps really?) who are working on some kind of long distance lie detector ray.

Now look. I know we have to find the evildoers and all - I saw Minority Report and I know what that Rice doll says - but tell me something here. Do you really want to answer the question "do these pants make my butt look fat"? I didn't think so.

We have to stop this thing and stop it now. So we get a couple of mushroom clouds here and there. We can live with it. But this lie detector ray thing, that's different. That could be the end of the world. As we know it.

And this time I'm not kidding.

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