3.02.2007

From the far, far fringes of the looneysphere, good news!

After being assured, recently, by spokesborg Tony Snowjob that the muddle in Iraq is not our fault (the terrorists made us do it), delegates to the 34th annual Conservative Political Action Conference were assured by Trickshot Dick his ownself that if the US leaves Iraq the "jihadists" (that would be whichever ones we're not liking today) would not follow us home but would go to Afghanistan instead, having "tasted victory in Iraq" and being in the mood for something a little stronger to snort. Or smoke. Or whatever. Presumably.

Because look at what it's done (Afghanistan, I'm taking about here) for the DOOFUS and his gang. And CPAC.

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