Ethics is a bitch.

Or are, maybe. Are, ya think? Well, whatever. Now I know how those Congressbozos must feel.

I got this big envelope today from some credit card company in Omaha and right on the front it said, in great big type: This is the second chance you've been waiting for! Only the thing is, I'm pretty sure this very same credit card company from Omaha gave me a second chance about three months ago. So now I'm not sure if this is a third chance and they just got mixed up and called it a second, or if it's a second second chance. Which I wouldn't want to take advantage of if everybody else hasn't had their first second chance yet. That wouldn't be fair. And anyway I wasn't waiting.

So. If you're a credit card company in Omaha, let me know.