When all else fails, 9/11.

White House press secretary Tony Snow said Monday that Bush "understands there is a lot of public anxiety" about the war. On the other hand, he said that Americans "don't want another Sept. 11" type of terrorist attack and that it is wiser to confront terrorists overseas in Iraq and other battlegrounds rather than in the United States.

(KSTP)

"Americans" can just go drink the Kool-Aid pop some Prozac.

Meanwhile, in an attempt to spread the 9/11 joy, DOOFUS puts US troops on the ground in Somalia, dispatches stealth fighters to South Korea, attempts to torpedo Iranian oil industry (thereby making Iran's claim to need nuclear energy all the more plausible, seems to me). If little wars are good, big wars are to die for. "Go massive," DRummy said. Might need 9/12, 13, and 14 too.

And does anybody remember Afghanistan?

Kennedy stands up.